Cutting grass is now racist

[Monkey in the tree]

"What is a lawn but a statement of control over nature?" asks John Douglas Belshaw, a Canadian history professor at Thompson Rivers University in Kamloops, B.C.



"That's a huge part of settler culture. You see that river there? We can dam that. We can organize that water, we can make that water work for us. It's essentially the same mindset. I can reorganize this landscape, flatten it, plant lawn, find a non-indigenous species of plant, of grass, and completely extract anything that's not homogenous, that doesn't fit with this green pattern and control it ... A backyard with a big lawn is like a classroom for colonialism and environmental hostility."

Important update: Mowing your lawn is now racist! (Yes, this is a real article from Canada's biggest newspaper)

notthebee.com

 

[DJ StoopNig]

But the traditional lawn – manicured, verdant, under control – now finds itself at the confluence of two hot-button issues: climate change and Indigenous rights. Some environmentalists, First Nations leaders and even hobby gardeners are calling for a different approach to how we view and treat the ubiquitous urban green space. It is, they argue, a lasting symbol of how settlers appropriated Indigenous land and culture. And the rigid Western ideal we have imposed continues to hurt the planet and, in turn, all of us. The lawn, some go as far to say, needs to be decolonized.


Who comes up with this shit? Next thing you know, you will get a fine for cutting your grass while the nigger down the street has bare dirt in his yard because of how fucking toxic niggers are to the planet. Even weeds don't grow in a nigger's yard.