Chimpout's Nigger World Atlas: Canada (CN1337)

DJ StoopNig

The Honorable Reverend Doctor DJ StoopNig, Esquire
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Population: 33,487,208
Capital: Ottawa
Location: Should be quite obvious
GDP: $1.336 trillion ($38,200 per capita)



Canada is the second largest country in the world but at the same time one of the most sparsely populated overall, with a population smaller than California's. This is because Canada's geographical location results in much of the country being too cold to develop on. The vast majority of Canadians live in proximity to the U.S. border, where the climate is not as harsh.

Canada's origins are somewhat similar to America's. For thousands of years Aborginal people inhabited the country. This changed around the 1500s when YT (mostly British and French) discovered this particular area of North America. By the 1700s, Canada was a predominantly white country. Unlike America, Canada did not gain independence from Britain until after the first World War, and it also did not have to fight Britain to get that independence.

Canada is a very diverse country, being about 4% aboriginal, 11% Asian, and... 2.5% NIGGER. Roughly 780,000 of the mammals in Canada report as being Canigdians. In fact, the Governor General of Canada is a nigress!

While the nigger population of Canada is pretty small compared to the U.S. (this also explains why Canada as a whole has always enjoyed significantly lower violent crime that most U.S. states), it's still 780 000 too many. While Canada may have a fairly low rate of violent crime, violent crime is still existent, and niggers are almost exclusively the cause.


A Canigdian nigress trying to play the "rayciss card" and possibly try to strike nigger lotto.

Unlike American niggers, Canigdians thankfully do not have the "slavey in the past" card to play against humans. A significant number of Cangidians are the worthless cunt-droppings of American niggers seeking to flee slavery and/or raycizzum in the past. Today, most Canigdians enter directly from the Coonribbean or Apefrikan shitholes instead. Nevertheless there continues to be a noticeable flow of American niggers up north, as they all seek to leech off the high amount of welfare Canada is known for.


A niglet in Canada cannot afford cigarettes, so he decides to practice with a pen instead

Canigdians are mostly concentrated in the heavily urbanized provinces of Ontario and Quebec. Toronto, the largest city in Canada, is 8.4% nigger - highest in the nation, and also the city has the highest violent crime in the nation! A few parts of Toronto such as Scarborough, Jane-Finch, and St James Town look almost identical to a typical street in Detoilet or New Shitleans, being among the most nigger-fuxxated parts of the city.

As with all niggers worldwide, Cangidians do little more than eat excessively, sleep, fuck, rape, shit, kill, and do drugs. Unlike niggers in most other countries, Canigdians are guaranteed to get their gibs-muh-dat attitudes satisfied by excessive government welfare. Free food and free money are the staple of the average Canigdian's worthless life.


A Cangidian feeling all smug after receiving its gibs-muh-dat.

While Canadian law does not explicitly provide affirmative apetion for these savage shitskinned beasts, a high number of nigger-loving libtards manage to "make up" for that, pacifying the whines of Canigdians and giving them jobs they fuck up anyways. Any negative attitude directed towards a Canigdian is automatically seen as being "rayciss" and this reflects how much nigger loving exists in Canada.


A Filipina immigrant coalburner. Even Asian immigrants have been infected by the nigger-loving disease.

Fortunately, thanks to the nigger population being so low, Canada's humans have been able to keep the problem at bay and thus Canada shines as a developed first world country with incomes on par with America's. But with Obongo's election to president significantly boosting nigger-loving attitudes worldwide, Canada risks falling from its grace as the nigger population continues to explode. The day that a Canigdian becomes prime minister may not be far away.

Nevertheless, if any human seeks to escape from a nigger-fuxxated place, Canada is a viable destination - but only if one avoids the big urban areas in Ontario and Quebec. British Columbia for example is almost completely devoid of niggers and is a very ideal place to settle for any humans fed up with nigger pollution. Most other nigger free places are unfortunately too cold though.



P.S. this nigger-loving wiglet comes from Canada. Avoid this motherfucker at all costs.[/QUOTE]
A Canadian who has to live in a city with Ca-nig-dians. As a whole, our country has fewer niggers than some American cities. But niggers are niggers. Some niggers are too many niggers. Whatever violent crime Canada experiences, is the result of a Ca-nig-dian's typical behavior.[/QUOTE]
 
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