MEMPHIS, TN. (nickname – The Bluff City; Our Jigs Stink Worse Than The River City)
Population in 2008: 670,000
Population in 1960: 547,000
Huh, this would indicate that Memphis is actually a popular place where people want to live. This would also buck the trend of most spook-filled hellholes like Detroit or St. Louis which have lost hundreds of thousands of residents.
Not so fast, my inquisitive reader. Dig a little deeper and you will soon see why: it turns out the major segment of the population that is growing is…well…spooks. http://www.redorbit.com/news/science...ing/index.html
No big secret about city demographics:
The racial makeup of the city was 61.41% jigaboos, 34.41% White, 1.46% Asian, 0.19% Native American, 0.04% Pacific Islander, 1.45% from other races, and 1.04% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 2.97% of the population.
Major economic activity: home of Federal Express (who are smart enough to keep their major operations secured behind the barbed wire at the airport); funeral homes; spinner rims sales; BBQ sauce production.
Memphis is testament to the rule that city planners cannot create a vibrant community around one fancy house and one popular street. While Graceland and Beale Street may hold attraction to tourists for some period of time, eventually people will have to stray outside their confines. And then may God have mercy on your soul.
This is the Memphis Pyramid – yet another quality filled attempt by the negroes to show just how Egyptian they are. Hey, they really do connect well with Egyptians. Just like the pyramids at Giza, this one is abandoned, too! There’s just that little discrepancy in age between the two structures of about 4,500 years.
Among the questions that have plagued mankind such as “what is the meaning of life?” and “why do the good suffer?,” anyone with a lick of commonsense asks himself, “with this many niggers, why did it take the NBA until 2001 to put a professional basketball team in Memphis?”
HISTORY
Memphis started as a small Indian settlement on the Mississippi River occupied by the Chickasaw tribe, and was then a tiny settlement for Spanish and French explorers. Everything was fine until the early 19th century when the locals decided to make money off a crop called “cotton.” The whites who did not want to pick their own crops needed a place to buy, sell, and trade their jigaboos like baseball cards. Memphis was a natural spot. And the results of this decision? One city that is overloaded with boons and a thriving trade in bumper stickers that say: “If I’d have known things would turn out this way, I would have picked my own damn cotton!”
During the Civil War, Memphis fell to Union naval forces in June 1862. Aside from a raid by Confederate Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest in 1864, this was the only major action seen by the city during the war.
The next major event to take place in Memphis was the April 4, 1968 assassination of Martin Luther King. His sudden and unexpected dirt nap and express ride to the Big Watermelon in the Sky lead to a cat 5 chimpout across America. King had been in Memphis to support striking black sanitation workers who had been off the job for nearly two months. After his death, the city settled the strike and the workers returned to their occupations, resolving the question of whether it was the job or the jigaboos who stank up the workplace more. Unquestionably, jigaboos.
FAMOUS RESIDENTS
At one time you would have been correct if you said the following people are famous Memphis residents:
Nowadays, the most famous Memphis residents look a lot different:
Meet the cast of A & E’s “The First 48” whenever the show focuses on Memphis, which is pretty damn often. Testament to the city being a perennial top 5 nationwide for violent crime.
ENTERTAINMENT
Everyone associates Memphis with the blues. True, it has a long history in this vein. However, with so many people, why limit your fun during your visit to music only?
Take in some intellectual-filled political discussions. This is what passes for a mayoral debate in Memphis –
So any white person stupid enough to live in that jigaboo-infested shithole really is crazier than the mad hatter!
When you say Memphis, you say coons! When you say coons, you say basketball! During your Memphis tour, you may bump into some famous athletes:
1. Antonio Burks – former Memphis Grizzly. Shot after a robbery in an ABANDONED HOUSE. http://www.wreg.com/wreg-friends-sup...,1917194.story. Why is a professional athlete in an abandoned house? Hell if I know.
2. See football players and the locals giving lectures on “alternative dispute resolution”: http://www.commercialappeal.com/news...g/?partner=RSS
3. See professional athletes from Memphis showing you signs for local “yoof” organizations: http://www.nowpublic.com/sports/derr...sciples-nation
4. You can even combine boxing with other sports – how about boxing and wack-a-mole? Except instead of moles, use children: http://www.bvblackspin.com/2010/05/2...sketball-shoe/
If you still want musical enlightenment, why not try some other varieties Memphis has to offer? From the good old days of the blues to the good new days of the gold toof buckus:
Enjoy your trip – if you survive long enough….
http://www.associatedcontent.com/art...ng.html?cat=16
Population in 2008: 670,000
Population in 1960: 547,000
Huh, this would indicate that Memphis is actually a popular place where people want to live. This would also buck the trend of most spook-filled hellholes like Detroit or St. Louis which have lost hundreds of thousands of residents.
Not so fast, my inquisitive reader. Dig a little deeper and you will soon see why: it turns out the major segment of the population that is growing is…well…spooks. http://www.redorbit.com/news/science...ing/index.html
No big secret about city demographics:
The racial makeup of the city was 61.41% jigaboos, 34.41% White, 1.46% Asian, 0.19% Native American, 0.04% Pacific Islander, 1.45% from other races, and 1.04% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 2.97% of the population.
Major economic activity: home of Federal Express (who are smart enough to keep their major operations secured behind the barbed wire at the airport); funeral homes; spinner rims sales; BBQ sauce production.
Memphis is testament to the rule that city planners cannot create a vibrant community around one fancy house and one popular street. While Graceland and Beale Street may hold attraction to tourists for some period of time, eventually people will have to stray outside their confines. And then may God have mercy on your soul.
This is the Memphis Pyramid – yet another quality filled attempt by the negroes to show just how Egyptian they are. Hey, they really do connect well with Egyptians. Just like the pyramids at Giza, this one is abandoned, too! There’s just that little discrepancy in age between the two structures of about 4,500 years.
Among the questions that have plagued mankind such as “what is the meaning of life?” and “why do the good suffer?,” anyone with a lick of commonsense asks himself, “with this many niggers, why did it take the NBA until 2001 to put a professional basketball team in Memphis?”
HISTORY
Memphis started as a small Indian settlement on the Mississippi River occupied by the Chickasaw tribe, and was then a tiny settlement for Spanish and French explorers. Everything was fine until the early 19th century when the locals decided to make money off a crop called “cotton.” The whites who did not want to pick their own crops needed a place to buy, sell, and trade their jigaboos like baseball cards. Memphis was a natural spot. And the results of this decision? One city that is overloaded with boons and a thriving trade in bumper stickers that say: “If I’d have known things would turn out this way, I would have picked my own damn cotton!”
During the Civil War, Memphis fell to Union naval forces in June 1862. Aside from a raid by Confederate Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest in 1864, this was the only major action seen by the city during the war.
The next major event to take place in Memphis was the April 4, 1968 assassination of Martin Luther King. His sudden and unexpected dirt nap and express ride to the Big Watermelon in the Sky lead to a cat 5 chimpout across America. King had been in Memphis to support striking black sanitation workers who had been off the job for nearly two months. After his death, the city settled the strike and the workers returned to their occupations, resolving the question of whether it was the job or the jigaboos who stank up the workplace more. Unquestionably, jigaboos.
FAMOUS RESIDENTS
At one time you would have been correct if you said the following people are famous Memphis residents:
Nowadays, the most famous Memphis residents look a lot different:
Meet the cast of A & E’s “The First 48” whenever the show focuses on Memphis, which is pretty damn often. Testament to the city being a perennial top 5 nationwide for violent crime.
ENTERTAINMENT
Everyone associates Memphis with the blues. True, it has a long history in this vein. However, with so many people, why limit your fun during your visit to music only?
Take in some intellectual-filled political discussions. This is what passes for a mayoral debate in Memphis –
So any white person stupid enough to live in that jigaboo-infested shithole really is crazier than the mad hatter!
When you say Memphis, you say coons! When you say coons, you say basketball! During your Memphis tour, you may bump into some famous athletes:
1. Antonio Burks – former Memphis Grizzly. Shot after a robbery in an ABANDONED HOUSE. http://www.wreg.com/wreg-friends-sup...,1917194.story. Why is a professional athlete in an abandoned house? Hell if I know.
2. See football players and the locals giving lectures on “alternative dispute resolution”: http://www.commercialappeal.com/news...g/?partner=RSS
3. See professional athletes from Memphis showing you signs for local “yoof” organizations: http://www.nowpublic.com/sports/derr...sciples-nation
4. You can even combine boxing with other sports – how about boxing and wack-a-mole? Except instead of moles, use children: http://www.bvblackspin.com/2010/05/2...sketball-shoe/
If you still want musical enlightenment, why not try some other varieties Memphis has to offer? From the good old days of the blues to the good new days of the gold toof buckus:
Enjoy your trip – if you survive long enough….
http://www.associatedcontent.com/art...ng.html?cat=16
