Dindu The Clown
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This story is true. Disclaimer: names are changed and details withheld for obvious reasons, but 100% true.
I work in a local jail (nigger home away from home). The only escape in the jail's history occurred due to incompetent niggerdom.
The job of supervising trustees is usually given to the new guy. It doesn't require much experience or independent thought, they're already in jail. However, on this particular shift, the job was given to the only nigger on the shift, because of his general ineptitude, despite having been here for 6 months at the time. Let's call him Sambo.
Sambo's job was to watch the hall man (trustee who sweeps/mops floors) another yard ape. Let's call him Jenkum.
After a time, Sambo and Jenkum would ook at each other comparing rap "lyrics" and general "M'uh dicking".
Jenkum convinced Sambo to let him in the property room to retrieve a book (a sure sign something was afoot to a normal human since Niggers really don't read, but oblivious to Sambo). While getting the book, Jenkum also grabbed his cell phone. All the while being watched by Sambo who was too busy "M'uh dicking" to pay attention to what Jenkum was doing.
When Jenkum was sent on road detail (apes are allowed under supervision to perform menial tasks like picking up trash, scooping shift, etc...) 2 days later, he used his cell to call a homeboy to literally drive up to where he was, hop into the vehicle and get away.
The guard on duty called in the escape, but since there were 7 other inmates present, he could not give chase.
Jenkum was found 4 days later at his she-boon's house, let's call her Mammy. He had been there almost the entire time because Jenkum discovered that Mammy was fucking this OTHER nigger, also in jail at the time.
Mammy and Jenkum were getting along fine, until Mammy discovered that Jenkum had stolen her money and did more than his share of the drugs she bought. Oh and Jenkum, in a crack rage, had beat up Mammy that morning for fucking the other nigger. So Mammy called the cops.
Much to Mammy's surprise, she was arrested for aiding and abetting after the fact, drugs and paraphernalia and endangering a minor (2 of her shitlets were present).
Jenkum immediately ratted Sambo out when questioned.
In the aftermath, Sambo was fired, fined $4,300 for malfeasance of office and Brady Listed (black balled) for ever working in any LEO office anywhere. Mammy was given 9 months lockdown and 4 years probation. Her 2 niglets went to foster care. Jenkum was given 10 years added to his felony sentence (4th drug offense with intent and a weapon) totalling 16 years.
Just can't make this shit up.
I work in a local jail (nigger home away from home). The only escape in the jail's history occurred due to incompetent niggerdom.
The job of supervising trustees is usually given to the new guy. It doesn't require much experience or independent thought, they're already in jail. However, on this particular shift, the job was given to the only nigger on the shift, because of his general ineptitude, despite having been here for 6 months at the time. Let's call him Sambo.
Sambo's job was to watch the hall man (trustee who sweeps/mops floors) another yard ape. Let's call him Jenkum.
After a time, Sambo and Jenkum would ook at each other comparing rap "lyrics" and general "M'uh dicking".
Jenkum convinced Sambo to let him in the property room to retrieve a book (a sure sign something was afoot to a normal human since Niggers really don't read, but oblivious to Sambo). While getting the book, Jenkum also grabbed his cell phone. All the while being watched by Sambo who was too busy "M'uh dicking" to pay attention to what Jenkum was doing.
When Jenkum was sent on road detail (apes are allowed under supervision to perform menial tasks like picking up trash, scooping shift, etc...) 2 days later, he used his cell to call a homeboy to literally drive up to where he was, hop into the vehicle and get away.
The guard on duty called in the escape, but since there were 7 other inmates present, he could not give chase.
Jenkum was found 4 days later at his she-boon's house, let's call her Mammy. He had been there almost the entire time because Jenkum discovered that Mammy was fucking this OTHER nigger, also in jail at the time.
Mammy and Jenkum were getting along fine, until Mammy discovered that Jenkum had stolen her money and did more than his share of the drugs she bought. Oh and Jenkum, in a crack rage, had beat up Mammy that morning for fucking the other nigger. So Mammy called the cops.
Much to Mammy's surprise, she was arrested for aiding and abetting after the fact, drugs and paraphernalia and endangering a minor (2 of her shitlets were present).
Jenkum immediately ratted Sambo out when questioned.
In the aftermath, Sambo was fired, fined $4,300 for malfeasance of office and Brady Listed (black balled) for ever working in any LEO office anywhere. Mammy was given 9 months lockdown and 4 years probation. Her 2 niglets went to foster care. Jenkum was given 10 years added to his felony sentence (4th drug offense with intent and a weapon) totalling 16 years.
Just can't make this shit up.
