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What do you call a necrophilia gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys!
What's 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her?
Her miscarriage.
I'm glad to see that all the fuss about Matthew Perry has died down.
I walked up to a girl in a bar and said, "You look like somebody who has a boring sex life.
My mission tonight is to get you drunk, take you back to my house and give you the best shag ever."
She said, "My boyfriend is right beside you."
I said "Good, I'm glad I've got his support."
Remember remember the 5th of November.
Except if you're Bruce Willis
Cracking open a cold one with the boys!
What's 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her?
Her miscarriage.
I'm glad to see that all the fuss about Matthew Perry has died down.
I walked up to a girl in a bar and said, "You look like somebody who has a boring sex life.
My mission tonight is to get you drunk, take you back to my house and give you the best shag ever."
She said, "My boyfriend is right beside you."
I said "Good, I'm glad I've got his support."
Remember remember the 5th of November.
Except if you're Bruce Willis