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    Nigger Joke Thread

    Saw a nigger running off down the road clutching a TV in its paws so I legged it back to my house to see if mine was still there. Sure enough there it was, shining my shoes.

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    What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

    What do you call a bunch of old niggers in a barn? Antique farm equipment!

    How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope!

    What was missing from the Million Man March? About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!

    How do we know Adam wasn't black? Ever try taking a rib from a nigger?

    Why can't Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read? They're niggers!

    What's 8 miles long and has a combined IQ of 56? The Martin Luther King Day parade!

    What's long and hard on a nigger? Third grade.

    What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers!

    What’s the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit? The bucket

    What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education? A nigger!

    How do you keep a nigger from going out? Pour more gas on him!

    How can you tell a nigger's just had sex? His eyes are all red from the mace.

    What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble.

    What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach.

    What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Warden

    Why do blacks have flat noses? That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails

    How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

    What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head? A quarter-pounder.

    When does a Black man turn into a nigger? As soon as he leaves the room.

    How is a nigger like a broken gun? It doesn't work and you can't fire it.

    Why do police dogs lick their asses? To get the taste of nigger out of their mouths!

    Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit? They heard there were no jobs there.

    Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification

    What are 3 things you can't give a nigger? A black eye, a fat lip, and a job

    What goes Fee Fi Foe Fee Fi Foe Fee? Mike Tyson giving out his phone number

    What do niggers give their daughter when she turns 13? A baby shower

    Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia? He kept waking up twice a week.

    Hear about the new perfume for black women? It's called "Eau de doo dah day."

    Why was the wheelbarrow invented? To teach Niggers to walk on their hind legs.
    Niggers are not Human.

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    Sorry for the repeats but ....


    How can an Ethiopian woman tell when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon and it's half eaten.

    What is black, runny, and scratches on glass? A nigger in a microwave.

    What do you call a nigger priest? Holy shit.

    Why don't niggers like blowjobs? They don't like any jobs.

    Why did god create orgasms? So niggers would know when to stop.

    Why can't nigger women become nuns? Because they can't get used to saying 'superior' after 'Mother'.

    What was the best thing about the protests in Jena, LA? Only one person missed work. What did Zambia use before candles came along? Electricity.

    What do you call a bunch of old niggers in a barn? Antique farm equipment!

    How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope!

    What was missing from the Million Man March? About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!

    What does a nigger give his kid for his birthday? YOUR bike!

    How do we know Adam wasn't black? Ever try taking a rib from a nigger?

    What's long, dark and stinks? The unemployment line!

    Why can't Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read? They're niggers!

    What's 8 miles long and has a combined IQ of 56? The Martin Luther King Day parade!

    What's long and hard on a nigger? Third grade.

    What would you call the flintstones if they were black? Niggers!

    What’s the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit? The bucket

    How do you starve a nigger? Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

    Why are trees so close in Harlem? Public transportation.

    What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education? A nigger!

    How do you keep a nigger from going out? Pour more gas on him!

    How can you tell a nigger's just had sex? His eyes are all red from the mace.

    What’s black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A rotwheiler!

    What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble.

    What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach.

    What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Warden

    Why do blacks have flat noses? That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails

    How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head. Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.

    What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head? A quarter-pounder.

    When does a Black man turn into a nigger? As soon as he leaves the room.

    Why do niggers walk the way they do? Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.

    How is a nigger like a broken gun? It doesn't work and you can't fire it.

    Why do police dogs lick their asses? To get the taste of nigger out of their mouths! Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit? They heard there were no jobs there. Why do niggers
    carry shit in their wallet? Identification

    What are 3 things you can't give a nigger? A black eye, a fat lip, and a job

    Why do Black People lean to the middle when they drive? They think the smells comin' from the outside

    What goes Fee Fi Foe Fee Fi Foe Fee? Mike Tyson giving out his phone number What do niggers give their daughter when she turns 13? A baby shower

    Why do niggers wear high heel shoes? So their knuckles won't drag on the ground

    Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia? He kept waking up twice a week.

    Hear about the new perfume for black women? It's called "Eau de doo dah day."

    Why was the wheelbarrow invented? To teach Niggers to walk on their hind legs.

    What do you call the New Orleans Superdome full of milk? Cocoa Puffs.

    What’s the difference between a nigger and a picnic table? A picnic table can support itself.

    Why does Stevie Wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black.

    What's the difference between bigfoot and a working nigger? Bigfoot's been spotted!

    What's the difference between a nigger and a letter? You can send the letter back where it came from!

    What do you call a black man in high school? Janitor

    How long does it take a female nigger to take a shit? 9 months

    What does a nigger and sperm have in common? Only about 1 out of two million actually work.

    Why are aspirins white? If they were black, they wouldn't work!

    What is a Nigger fortune cookie? A piece of cornbread with a food stamp in it.

    Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers...... 10) YOU HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING. 09) THE PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT. 08) ENGINES
    DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC. 07) THE PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON THE CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME. 06) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR. 05) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE. 04) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO. 03) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC. 02) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS. AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR: 01) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.
    What's the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of jeans? A pair of jeans only has one fly on it!

    What do you call a nigger drinking out of the toilet? Pushing his luck.

    What do you call 10 niggers in a steam room? Gorillas In The Mist.

    What do you throw a drowning nigger? The rest of his family.

    Why did so few niggers vote for Jesse Jackson? He promised them jobs.

    Did you hear about the nigger who had a heart attack on Halloween? Somebody came dressed as a job.

    What do you call a French nigger? Jacues Custodian.

    What do you call 5 niggers hanging from a tree? A Mississippi wind chime.

    What do you call a nigger hitchiker? Stranded.

    What do you call a nigger after his white girlfriend breaks up with him? Homeless. What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling ball? You could eat a bowling ball if you
    had to.

    How do you get a nigger to commit suicide? Toss a bucket of fried chicken into traffic.

    What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 15? Gifted.

    What's the difference between a truckload of watermelons and a truckload of nigger babies? You can't unload watermelons with a pitchfork!

    What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn't collect welfare, and doesn't rape White women? An inmate.

    When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.

    Why are chimps always frowning? They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.

    What can a pizza do that a nigger can't? Feed a family of four.



    Why did they only count 500,000 niggers at the million man march? Forgot to look in the trees.

    Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox? Cats keep covering them up

    Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards? To teach their kids how to walk.

    Why are there no niggers in the Flintstones cartoons? Because they were still monkeys back then.

    What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? An Ethiopian!

    How do you get a nigger to wear a condom? Put a Nike logo on it!

    What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.

    What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!

    Why are niggers getting stronger? T.V.s are getting bigger!

    What do you call 100 parachuting niggers? Skeet!

    What do you say to a nigger in a three piece suit? "Will the defendant please rise."
    Last edited by Col. Sanders; 01-20-2020 at 10:37 AM.
    Niggers are not Human.

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