Niger


Location:
Western Africa
Capital:
Niamey
Population:
15,306,252
Ethnic/Racial Groups:
99% Nigger
Gross Domestic Product:
$10.180 billion
GDP Per Capita:
$739 (AW LAWWDY!)
Main Industries:
Subsistence agriculture, uranium

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Seriously...Niger? Niger. One 'g' away from 'nigger'. I still refuse
to believe that this coontry wasn't named as an April Fool's
Day joke. But anyway...

Archeological findings in what is now Niger from around 10,000 BC
are inconclusive as to the species of the inhabitants. Negritude
was confirmed, however, in the 15th century when Niger was
invaded by the savage nigger Songhai "Empire" from West Africa.
It was all downhill from there. This story of niggers moving into
an otherwise fine area and turning it into a shithole in no time
has repeated itself in many other places, from Zimbabwe to
the local Chuck E Cheese. At any rate, the various nigger
tribes and clans that inhabited Niger continued chimping
out and killing each other all the way through to the 19th
century, when the first Europeans arrived.
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CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT!!...



It took the French until 1922 to pacify the wild, feral niggers
enough that they could actually colonize the place. After a
few decades of half-assedly running this colonial backwater
full of savage apes, the French got out in 1960. In typical
nigger fashion, Niger immediately became a brutal, one-party
state. Hamani Diori, the first HNIC, was followed by a couple
of other nigger dictators. However, they never had anyone
as entertaining as Idi Amin, Mugabe or Macias Nguema. Niger
is the type of nigger country that's mediocre even when
it comes to its TNB. That being said, in February of 2010,
the military overthrew the latest HNIC...again.
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Sows from Niger. Good lord *choke*.


But make no mistake. Niger is a hardcore shithole, wracked
by grinding poverty. Its uranium exports have done seemingly
nothing to lift this coontry out of the hole. Niger is
actually one of the poorest nations in the world,
according to the UN. It ranks near last on the United
Nations Development Fund index of human development.
Nearly HALF the government's budget comes from aid (aka,
gibs me dat) from human nations. In 2005-06, Niger was
invaded by locusts (proving once again that God hates
niggers, even sending them a classic Biblical plague).
Many niggers were then made good due to starvation.
Apparently there is no KFC or Red Lobster in Nigger.


Negro homosexuals in Niger, about to get jiggy with it.


In short, Nigger is essentially a huge waste of time. It is a country
of nothing, by nothing, for nothing. Nothing human, at least. This
is niggers close to their worst.

Sources: Wikipedia, CIA World Factbook, United Nations.