Location: Northeastern Africa
Capital: Mogadishu...I think
Form of Government: None (since 1991,when government collapsed)
Population: 9,558,666 (estimate; noone's really sure)
Life expectancy: 49 years
GDP (Total): $5.26 billion (estimated;could be anything, really)
GDP Per Capita: $600? Yeah...thatsounds about right
Main Industries: Are you fuckingserious?


Somalia is what any land run by niggerswill end up becoming: total anarchy. This nation on the Horn ofAfrica, close to important sea shipping lanes, has been without afunctioning government since 1991. Although, it's hard to believethat any of the niggers noticed that anything had changed at all.


The capital of Mogadishu was founded in900 AD. However, Somalia as we know it today wouldn't be a single,unified state for many more centuries (not that it is now, anyway).The Somali niggers traded with the Greeks and Romans around the firstcentury; we can only guess as to what they traded (probably drugs,whores and slaves). By the 13th century Islam had established itselfand brought some semblance of order to otherwise feral apes. Thefirst dictionaries of the Somali language didn't appear until 1976(!!!).


In the late 19th century, the Britishand Italians, apparently feeling suicidal, decided to colonize thisshithole, establishing British Somaliland and Italian Somaliland.OnJuly 1, 1960, Somalia was unified and granted its independence, andhumans could sit back and laugh at the chimpouts that were sure tofollow. General Siad Barre became dictator in 1969, and remained inpower until his overthrow in 1991, having become the SomaliRepublic's ONLY recognized head of state. Ever. He aligned Somaliawith the Soviet Union, which threw nigger Barre a few crumbs here andthere.


In the late 1970s, Ethiopia and Somaliafought over Ethiopia's barren Ogaden region. Why, who the fuck knowsor cares. In any case, both nations were Commie-ruled at that time,but the Soviet Bloc put their money on Ethiopia. This was probablyone of the saddest wars in history. To really understand what a warbetween Ethiopia and Somalia was like, picture two homeless niggersengaging in a drunken fistfight over a two-day-old piece of friedchicken. In the end, the Somalis got pwned by the Ethiopians. Orrather, by the Ethiopians' Soviet and Cuban-supplied weapons. Funnyhow the Ethiopians and Somalis both had money for guns and tanks, butno money for food. Hmmmm


In 1991, the Somali niggers finallyoverthrew Siad Barre. Tribal warlords immediately began fighting forcontrol of the country, with millions of niggers caught in themiddle, starving to death. The UN sent some troops, includingAmerican troops, to try to restore order. The 'humanitarian'operation worked really well, if by "well" you mean thatAmerican soldiers were butchered and their corpses dragged throughthe streets of Mogadishu. The US government came to its senses andpulled all US troops out. The UN got the hell out of dodge in 1995,leaving the niggers to kill each other.


Since then, an interim government hasbeen established, but it's not recognized by most of Somalia'sniggers. Ethiopia sent troops into Somalia in 2006 (some niggersnever learn, apparently). In recent years, the danger of sailinganywhere near Somalia's coast has been highlighted by frequenthijackings of ships by Somali nigger pirates, who upon boarding theships, have been heard to say: "YARRRH, MATEY, GIBS ME ALL YOCRACK AND CHIKKINS RITE NOW, MOFFUGGAH!!". The internationalcommunity continues avoiding the only solution to the SomaliaProblem: nuclear annihilation.


In conclusion, Somalia is what everynigger country could very well end up becoming: a hellhole sodepraved and debauched that no one can be sure how many apes evenlive there because no one's been able to take a census since 1975. Acountry so torn it has 3 or 4 different governments. A place sofucked up the mighty US military couldn't begin to figure it out. Aso-called "nation" that makes Ethiopia seem like a prettygood place by comparison. If Somalia ever has a functioninggovernment again, maybe it should change the country's name to 'TNB'.