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Nigger Nigger
Nigger, nigger; tell them lies,
Black face and bloodshot eyes.
Crooked toes and crooked nose,
That's the way a nigger goes!
(That's how he goes!)
They're marchin' for equality.
They'll never be as good as me.
We won't let him integrate.
We must always segregate.
(Keep them in their places!)
Nigger, nigger; tell them lies,
Black face and bloodshot eyes.
Crooked toes and crooked nose,
That's the way a nigger goes!
Ole' Martin Luther's got to go.
That's one thing that we all know.
We'll take him riding on a rail,
And lock him in the county jail!
Niggers want to change our ways,
With taxes they won't ever pay.
Monkey lips and kinky hair,
Living off that ole' welfare.
(Got their hand out!)
They might as well give up the fight.
No federal judge can make them white.
The job is up to you and me,
Let's beat the N double ACP
(Move em' North!)
Nigger, nigger; tell them lies,
Black face and bloodshot eyes.
Crooked toes and crooked nose,
That's the way a nigger goes!
That's the way a nigger goes!
That's the way a nigger goes!
That's the way a nigger goes!
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Nigger Hatin Me
I like sugar
And I like tea.
But I don't like niggers,
No sir-ree.
There's two Known things
That'll make me puke.
That's a hog eatin' slop
And a big black spook.
You know it,
Cuz I show it.
Like a barnyard rooster I crow it!
And the N double ACP
Would sure like to get a hold of
nigger hatin' me.
Roses are red
And violets are blue
And niggers are black.
You know that's true.
But, they don't mind,
Cause what the heck?
You gotta be black
To get a welfare check.
And I'm broke,
No joke.
I ain't got a nickle
For a coke.
And I ain't black, you see
So Uncle Sam won't help
Poor nigger hatin' me.
Jiggaboo, jiggaboo,
Where are you?
"Iz here on da woodpile
Watchin' you."
Jiggaboo, jigaboo
Come out!
"Nawsir, Iz scared o' de white man
Way down south."
You know it,
Cuz I show it.
Stick your black head out
And I'll blow it.
And the N double ACP
Can't keep you away from
Little ole nigger hatin' me.
Mirror, mirror
On the wall,
Who is the blackest
Of them all?
A man named King,
and there ain't no doubt.
And he's causing lots of trouble
With his baboon mouth.
The ruin he's a-doin'
Is caused by the trouble
He's a-brewin'.
And the N double ACP
Can't win if the white men stick
With nigger hatin' me.
Hey, Mr. President,
What do you say?
When are we whites
Going to have our day?
The niggers had theirs
Such a long, long time.
I'm a white, and it's time
That I have mine.
You know it,
Cause I show it.
Stick your black head out
And I'll blow it.
And the N double ACP
Can't win if the white men stick
With nigger hatin' me.
Nigger hatin' me…
Nigger hatin' me…
Nigger hatin' me…
Nigger hatin' me.
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In Coontown
If you smell something funny
When you walk down the street
You're in Coontown.
You look and see garbage
All over the street
You're in Coontown.
Up and down the street
There ain't nothing but trash.
Nigger girls trying to get
A nigger boy's cash.
Then you even see a spook
With a big moustache
In Coontown.
On the corner there's a nigger
With a drink in his hand.
That's Coontown.
Trying to bum a nickle
From whoever he can
In Coontown.
And don't be surprised
You can make a bet.
If you go back tomorrow
He'll be there yet.
He's trying to get drunk
And drunk he's gonna get
In Coontown.
Niggers never bother
About going to work
In Coontown.
They seem to think
That work is for jerks
Out of Coontown.
He don't do nothing
But sleep and doze.
He don't wake until his eyes
Are tired of being closed.
It's half a day's work
For him to scratch his toes
In Coontown.
It amazes me
To see the way they live
In Coontown.
They do all the taking
While we have to give
To Coontown.
The white man worries,
The nigger don't care
Cause at the end of the month
His check will be there.
Every nigger earns his living
Off the old welfare
In Coontown.
Every nigger earns his living
Off the old welfare
In Coontown.
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Cowboys And Niggers
The house next door to me has been sold to niggers.
The claim to be wild indians from the plains.
Oh, but they ain't a-shuckin' me, they're colored people.
We'll make cowboys and niggers our new game.
Last light when I come home, I was warmly greeted.
But not by my sweet wife saying, "Hello dear."
Instead is was, "Hello dar, white mammy-jama."
Says, "How does you like us dark folks livin' here?"
I'd sell my house, but I ain't had no offers.
Though I paid twenty thousand, I'd take two.
Oh, this nigger crap's done killed all my red roses.
And my violets turned black instead of blue.
Last night the N.A.A.C.P. came a-callin'.
I didn't know what it was all about.
Oh, but it didn't take me long to understand them.
When they said, "Won't you kindly move your white butt out."
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She Ran Off With A
Nigger
(Spoken) She did what? OH NO!!!
She ran off with another guy,
She didn't even say goodbye,
She'll never find a love like mine, or bigger.
She took the TV and the stereo,
She wrote a check for all my dough.
But to top it off, she ran off with a nigger.
(Refrain) She ran off with a nigger;
A six foot eight inch buck.
He's got a pink Mark Four
With his name on the door,
And all I can say is, well… fu…
Crying out loud, why'd you do me this way?
If I had a gun I'd pull the trigger.
She took my car, that's I'd just paid for,
And she ran off with a nigger.
It really came as no surprise,
I guess I saw it in her eyes.
I knew that it would happen, and it did.
My pappy said, "I told you so",
She broke my heart, and now I know,
I never should have married that black little bitch anyway.
(Refrain)
Ah, she broke my heart, and tore me apart,
When she ran off with a nigger.
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Coon Shootin Boogie
(Spoken) Well, what do you feel like doing tonight, Cooter?
I think we should go shoot us some coons!
Well, come on, let's go get in the truck!
Let's go!
Well, let's shoot them coons, yeah, one by one.
Go to your closets and get your guns.
They're ruining our streets and ruining our towns.
It's so much fun to, mow them down.
(Refrain) The boys are in the truck and they're ready to go,
It's a coon shootin' boogie, don't ya know.
The boys are in the truck and they're ready to go,
It's a coon shootin' boogie, don't ya know.
Well take out your bullets and load up your gun.
Point it at their heads and let's have some fun.
Their big fat lips and their kinky ole' hair,
It's easy to find them, cause they're everywhere.
(Refrain)
Well they're eating their chicken and a-pickin' they're nose.
Hanging on their stoops, with all their bro's.
Shoot 'em up good and shoot 'em up dead.
Put a big noose around that coon's head.
(Refrain)
Well they're smoking their coke,
And their kids are selling crack.
Put a big slug right in their back.
Well tell all your neighbors and tell all your friends,
It's coon hunting season, once again.
(Refrain)
(Spoken) All right now, here we go.
Look at that fucker run…
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The NAACP Prayer
Lyndon is my protector.
He says I shall not work.
He maketh to lie down in front of theatres
and i can face the whole world with a smirk
Yes he restoreth my welfare check
and ya though I walk through
the very heart of Dixie,
I shall fear no police,
for Lyndon is always with me.
His tear gas and his federal troops
they comfort me.
Yes and he prepareth a table before me
in the presence of white folks
He anointeth my burr head
with anti krink hair straightener
Yes and my cadilac gas tank runneth over
surely The Sumpreme Court
shall follow me all the days of my life,
and i will dwell in the federal housing project
forever and ever.
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We Dont Want Niggers In
Our Schools
No we dont want niggers in our schools
we're not for integration
keep those niggers in their place
we'll have a better nation.
Our south land got along just fine
until them integrators
came down here stirring up the mess
with outside aggitators
They Marched in and demonstrate
and try to take our schools
they want to change our southern ways
with a brand new set of rules
No we dont want niggers in our schools
we're not for integration
keep those niggers in their place
we'll have a better nation.
We must prove to Martin Luther
we stand for what is right
no court or left wing liberals
can ever make him white
Form a solid line of whitemen
consevatives we'll be
they'll never ever overcome
our schools will still be free
No we dont want niggers in our schools
we're not for integration
keep those niggers in their place
we'll have a better nation.
We must prove to Martin Luther
we stand for what is right
no court or left wing liberals
can ever make him white
Form a solid line of whitemen
consevatives we'll be
they'll never ever overcome
our schools will still be free
No we dont want niggers in our schools
we're not for integration
keep those niggers in their place
we'll have a better nation.
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Who Likes A Nigger
L.B.J. was a-flyin' one morn'
Over south Louisiana...feeling for alarm
When he looks down below,
and what does he see?
Two cajuns pullin' a nigger on ski's!
So he lands, and says,
"Thanks for helping your black brother!"
And them two cajuns just looked at each other
And said, "He might be smart, but I'll tell you something..."
"He don't know a thing about alligator huntin'!"
O-wop-bop-bam-bam
Who likes a nigger?
o-wop-bop-bam-bam
Who likes a nigger?
o-wop-bop-bam-bam
Who likes a nigger?
And the hatin', everybody, is a-gettin' much bigger
Rich man travelin' down thru the South
Stopped in Mississippi to get a tooth pulled out
When he paid the doctor the charges due
He said "My nigger chauffer's got a bad tooth, too"
"Well, I'll pull it...", said the doc,
"but you'd better not holler!
Cause I'll have to charge you $200.00
Cause here in Mississippi he can't open his mouth
We'll have to go thru his bottom,
to get the thing out!"
O-wop-bop-bam-bam
Who likes a nigger?
o-wop-bop-bam-bam
Who likes a nigger?
o-wop-bop-bam-bam
Who likes a nigger?
And the hatin', everybody, is a-gettin' much bigger
There ain't much difference 'tween
a nigger and a donkey
'Bout as much between an ape and a monkey
Ones a little bigger, but you gotta agree
There's not very much more that you can see.
But a mule earns his livin'
by the sweat of his neck
While a nigger sits down and draws a gov't check
The nigger should be smarter, as a general rule
But in a spelling contest, I'd pick the mule!
O-wop-bop-bam-bam
Who likes a nigger?
o-wop-bop-bam-bam
Who likes a nigger?
o-wop-bop-bam-bam
Who likes a nigger?
And the hatin', everybody, is a-gettin' much bigger
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Alabama Nigger
I'm an Alabama nigger and I wanna be
free
Head of the naacp
I don't drink, I don't cus,
I wanna ride on the front of the bus
I'm An Alabama nigger and I wanna be free
Head of the naacp
I wanna eat where the white folks eat
Cuz im white on the bottom of my feet
I'm An Alabama nigger and I wanna be free
Head of the naacp
We don't screw like the white folks do
We just screw till we get food
I'm An Alabama nigger and I wanna be free
Head of the naacp
I wanna be white more and more
So I can bitch at the nigger next door
I'm An Alabama nigger and I wanna be free
Head of the naacp
I'm glad this tune came along
We done wore out one nigger song
I'm An Alabama nigger and I wanna be free
Head of the naacp
I wanna be white don't you understand
So i can play in a trashy white band
I'm An Alabama nigger and I wanna be free
Head of the naacp
I'm An Alabama nigger and I wanna be free
Head of the naacp
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The Kajun Ku Klux Klan
You niggers, listen now.
I'm gonna tell ya how
To keep from getting tortured when the Klan is on the prowl.
Stay at home at night,
And lock your doors up tight.
Don't go outside, or else you'll find
Those crosses a-burnin' bright!
Now I know you won't believe me,
So I'm gonna tell you why
The Kajun Ku Klux Klan is gonna get you by and by.
I'm warning you that when I'm through,
You're going to change you're tune.
This story's bout a NIGGA!
His name was Levi Coon.
He walked into a café.
He thought he'd get a bite.
He thought that they would serve him,
Since they passed the Civil Right.
The waitress told him "No",
And that he'd better go.
He said, "No mam, my Uncle Sam,
Say I don't have ta go!"
So he sat there in that café,
Being stubborn as a mule.
No matter what she said,
He wouldn't get up off that stool.
He sat there like a jackass,
Said, "I'm gonna demonstrate!
I came in here ta eat,
An' I ain't leavin' till I'z ate!"
The waitress had enough.
She said, "I'll call your bluff".
She said, "If we can't treat you right,
We'll have to treat you rough".
The phone was in her hands.
She gave him one more chance.
He wouldn't go and so she called,
The Kajun Ku Klux Klan!
When he saw them Kajuns comin',
Levi knew it was too late.
His eyes popped out his head,
And his kinky hair got straight!
He said, "O' lawzy, White folk,
I didn't mean a thing!
Why did I have to listen
To that demonstrator King?"
Now, niggers, understand.
They tied up both his hands.
He was at the mercy of the Kajun Ku Klux Klan!
I knew just what they'd do.
Levi knew it, too.
I knew what kind of torture
They would put that nigger through!
Now, the moral of this story
Is plain as it can be.
Niggers, mind your business!
And let us White folk be!
You'd better heed my warning,
And try to understand,
Don't you demonstrate,
Around the Kajun Ku Klux Klan!
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Welfare Checks
A Niggers lookin' today,
For that big welfare check,
He will get when the man brings his mail.
By his mailbox he'll stand,
With his black outstretched hand.
Will there be any checks in his mail?
Will there be any checks?
Welfare checks in his mail?
Will there be any checks in his mail?
When he waits with the rest,
Of the ones that Lyndon's blessed,
Will there be any checks in his mail?
He might go sit-in today,
At some White restaurant.
All his kind needs to be in the jail.
He don't do any work,
He don't pay any taxes,
But he looks for that check in his mail!
Now will there be any checks?
Welfare checks in his mail?
Will there be any checks in his mail?
When he waits with the rest,
Of the ones Lyndon's blessed,
Will there be any checks in his mail?
Oh what pleasure niggers find,
When their pockets are lined,
With the money, that White taxes pay.
Ah, but if you mention WORK,
He'll weep and he'll wail.
All he wants is that check in his mail.
Oh, will there be any checks?
Any checks in his mail?
Will there be any checks in his mail?
When he waits with the rest,
Of the ones Lyndon's blessed,
Will there be any checks in his mail?
ALL TOGETHER!!
Will there be any checks?
Welfare checks in his mail?
Will there be any checks in his mail?
Now, when he waits with the rest,
Of the ones that Lyndon's blessed,
Will there be any checks in his mail?
TELL EM' ONE MORE TIME!!!
Will there be any checks?
Welfare checks in his mail?
Will there be any checks in his mail?
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Lookin For A Handout
Have you ever been just driving around,
and ended up in the colored part of town?
And you see an old time one room shack
with a great big TV antenna?
Then you look out in the back,
You can always see a Cadillac.
And inside there's about 15-niggers
eating one can of beans for dinner.
Now ain't that just like a nigger, so the story goes?
They just like to live that a'way ya know.
Why they haven't got one spark of ambition in their minds.
They're hard-headed as a dadblame mule,
And the only reason they go to school,
Is so they can learn to sign their names
when they become members of the welfare line.
(Chorus) They're lookin' for a hand out,
Yeah, something free.
Looking for a handout,
From you and me.
And with the consent,
Of the president,
They're gonna get their way.
They're gonna get their way.
Now I ain't aiming to run anybody down,
But I know how they operate down in coon town.
Why, they wouldn't hit a lick at a snake
If it was curling up to strike.
But when their leader says, "Hey nigger, demonstrate!",
Why them jiggaboos don't even hesitate.
Cause as a nigger says,"Ah-hmm-uh, thems the kinda happenings we
like".
(Repeat chorus)
Well one day there's going to be a stop to all this giving.
And darkies, you're going to have to account for your living.
You won't be able to hold your black hand out
and wait for somebody to give you you're daily bread.
Cause the Master said you'll have to earn your salvation,
So you'd better start looking over the situation.
And stop causing all this trouble, and be a good ole nigger, instead.
And quit lookin' for a hand out,
Yeah, something free.
Quit looking for a handout,
From Uncle Sam and me.
Don't try to integrate,
Be glad to segregate.
It's better that way.
Much better that way.
It's better that way.
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Federal Aid
Federal aid, federal aid,
We hear it all the time.
But it's not really federal aid,
Cause the money's yours and mine.
The money's yours and mine.
I read in the papers
In real big print
About a sugar coated speech
Made by our President.
With federal aid
He thinks he'll win our trust
But, federal aid, hell,
The money belongs to us.
He puts taxes on this,
Taxes on that.
Just any kind of tax
To keep the government fat.
He says he's gonna give us
Federal aid or bust.
But, federal aid, hell,
The money belongs to us.
Federal aid, federal aid,
We hear it all the time.
But it's not really federal aid,
Cause the money's yours and mine.
The money's yours and mine.
He started a new program
The anti-poverty school
I think it's a good idea,
Nobody wants to be a fool.
Now he says he's running short of funds
And that ain't no joke.
But it ain't the government that hurtin',
It's us that's going broke.
Now, if we could just keep
Most of the money we make
There wouldn't be much reason
To have federal aid.
I believe in helping the poor,
I think it's a must.
But it's not federal aid, hell,
The money belongs to us.
Federal aid, federal aid,
We hear it all the time.
But it's not really federal aid,
Cause the money's yours and mine.
The money's yours and mine.
Now, why should the President
Take all the credit,
When the money we donate
Is what makes up his debit.
Each time a disaster
Strikes our great land,
Federal aid take the credit
For lending a hand.
Now, I'd like to think
That my dollar helped out.
And so would everyone else
Without any doubt.
Cause it's really our money
We placed in their trust.
So federal aid, hell,
The money belongs to us.
Federal aid, federal aid,
We hear it all the time.
But it's not really federal aid,
Cause the money's yours and mine.
The money's yours and mine.
The money's yours and mine.
The money's yours and mine.
The money's yours and mine.
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Lyndon Lyndon
Lyndon Lyndon ive been thinkin
what a fine place this would be,
if all the niggers were transported
up to Washington DC.
Now we dont want no integration
whites And niggers must not mix.
every place that ever tried it
wound up in an awefull fix
A stupid nigger shouts black power
we all know that just aint right.
lets put them black apes in their places
and keep all the power white
We dont want no aggitators
down here stirring up a fuss
Keep them up there with you Lyndon
we know whats best for us.
Now heres some words for Martin Luther
youre not welcome in the south
things would be a whole lot better
if you shut your big black mouth
Lyndon Lyndon youre big buddies
with the N, Double A, C, P
you could never get a vote
from a conservative like me.
Now heres some words for Martin Luther
youre not welcome in the south
things would be a whole lot better
if you shut your big black mouth
Lyndon Lyndon youre big buddies
with the N, Double A, C, P
you could never get a vote
from a conservative like me.
You could never get a vote
from a conservative like me.
Im here to say that if you was running
for the only office in the town
of one person and that was me
i wouldnt vote for ya
You could never get a vote
from a conservative like me.
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Damn I Wish I Was A
Nigger
If I was a nigger I could drive
a cadilac with Class
My pockets stuffed with welfare checks
and i could sit on my big black ass.
Now you take a nigger
he aint nobodys fool
He doesnt buy any gasoline
to drive his kids to school
Damn I wish I was a nigger
My government has gone crazy
i'd change things if i could
if I was only a nigger
I could afford to live in a white neighborhood
All the things i could do
if I was black and hell bent
I could send my kids to college
and it wouldnt cost me one damn cent
Damn I wish I was a nigger
The wife and i were down on our luck
we were really getting up tight
they said at the wefare office
you aint black, you're white
Oh how I tried to get a job
a diploma I had with pride
The post office man laughed and said
"You're not even dark enough to qualify"
Damn I wish I was a nigger
I took a civil service exam
and passed it without shame
a nigger took one nex to me
and he couldnt even write his own name
The nigger he got the job
now hes government top brass
he couldnt qualify for a trash truck
im out on the street on my ass
Damn I wish I was a nigger.
If I was a Jesse Jackson
I'd Be Nobodys Slob
Wearing $500 suits
that nigger hasnt even got a job
If I was Jackson Brown
I could sit back and relax
and if elected president
could paint the white house black
Damn I wish I was a nigger
If I was a jiggaboo
I could find me my roots
with an afro as big as a watermelon
and a pair of white disco boots.
If I was only dark deplected
I could stand tall in this life
I could eat high off the hog
just me and my white wife
Damn I wish I was a nigger
Things are supposed to be segregated
but things are a little off key
Ive never seen a white man
head of the NAACP
It aint that I dont like a nigger
if ive rubbed you wrong by chance
take a look at that mistletoe
and hang it on the seat of my pants
Damn I wish I was a nigger
If I was a kinky top
I could be a Martin Luther King
I'd have me a vision on a mountain top
my song the whole world would sing
I could have me a peace march
on the streets of Memphis Tennesse
I could tear up the whole damn city
and the police wouldnt dare stop me.
Damn I wish I was a nigger
Alot of things in life I know
but one thing I cant figure
why a nigger can call me a honkey
and I cant call a nigger a nigger
If i was a jungle bunny
i could ring a golden belt
I could be Muhammed Ali
And be loved by Howard Cosell
Damn I wish I was a nigger
If I was A Unbangi
Seven foot tall and lean
I could be a famous player
on the Washington basket ball team
If I was only Chocolate brown
I could have me some turnip greens
a possum fat and watermelon
Chitlins and a pot of butter beans
Damn I wish I was a nigger
Now Ole Martin Luther King
was buried in Washington with class
face down in his box
so the politicians could kiss his ass
I guess its just politics
and it sure gets my goat
Kiss assing with a nigger
just to get his vote
Damn I wish I was a nigger
If I was only a burr head
I'd live high on the hill
sin and cocaine and prostitutes
and popping all kinds of pills
Now take the NAACP
they can march and raise all kinds of hell
but the KKK start to move
and they'll all wind up in jail
Damn I wish I was a nigger
I dreamed my life was over
I heard St Peter say
"Today we;re taking only niggers,
You've got to go the other way"
Then I heard the devil
he said "I heard what Peter had to say,
But im sorry to tell you son
today in hell is nigger day"
Damn, dont you wish you were a nigger ?
Im going back to the hills of Arkansas
Where They Dont Have Those God
damned one sided peace marches
protestors, welfare check grabbers
Im gonna plant me some turnip greens
and a watermellon patch
raise me a hog and a big fat possum
I said yes I am you mother.
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