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  • Chimpout's Nigger World Atlas, Page 36: Malawi (NutNice)

    Malawi


    Location:
    Southeast Africa
    Capital:
    Lilongwe
    Population:
    15,263,000 pieces of fucking shit
    Racial/Ethnic Groups:
    99% niggers
    Gross Domestic Product:
    $11.412 billion
    GPD Per Capita:
    $835. So, like 2 car payments for you.
    Main Industries:
    tobacco, nigglet orphans
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    You may notice on the map that Malawi looks like a turd. And that
    essentially tells you most of what there is to know about this
    depressing, irrelevant latrine of a country. It is the geopolitical
    equivalent of dog shit.

    What is now known as Malawi was the home of nigger hunter-
    gatherers, until the 10th century, when Bantu niggers migrated
    from the north. David Livingstone explored the area in 1859 and
    Malawi officially became a British colony in 1891 under the name
    Nyasaland. In 1964, the British suddenly remembered they owned
    this godforsaken ape-hole and granted the colony its independence.
    The niggers renamed the country Malawi, whatever the fuck
    that means. Some rejected country names were "Jenkemistan",
    "Starvonia" and "D'Antrovious".


    A Malawian shop named "Tikondane Investments". Yep, looks like the
    kind of place I'd invest in.


    The first HNIC of Malawi was the Western-educated, nigger "doctor",
    Hastings Banda. Although Banda was insane (even by nigger
    standards) and was a complete tyrant, he did at least keep the
    other niggers under control. He established strict censorship,
    made it illegal to speak anything other than English (effectively
    outlawing niggerbabble) and actually got some of the niggers to
    work and grow the economy a bit. Obviously, whitey taught Banda
    as well as he could, and compared to other African HNICs he didn't
    do too badly. However, niggers hate success, so they voted
    Nigger Banda out of office in 1993. Since then, the coontry--
    which quite frankly was still a shithole under Banda-- descended
    even deeper into hunger, violence, AIDS and TNB.
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    House nigger turned dictator, the erratic Hastings Banda.


    These days, Malawi has an average life expectancy for niggers of
    around 44 years of age. At least 12% of adult niggers have AIDS,
    although the real figure is almost certainly higher due to under-
    counting. Its Gross Domestic Product (Purchasing Power Parity),
    Per Capita, is the lowest in the whole world. It has one of the
    lowest numbers of doctors per 1,000 inhabitants on the planet.
    Not surprisingly, much of Malawi's so-called economy consists of
    whatever handouts it gets from human nations. It is one of
    poorest, most densely populated, least developed nations on
    Earth. Niggers:
    you've done it again.


    A smelly, diseased, bizarre, dead-eyed creature. Also
    pictured: a nigglet.


    Malawi's main industry these days seems to be to produce nigglet
    orphans for rich, trendy Hollyweird celebrities to adopt. The country
    was in the spotlight in 2006 when sick fuck coalburning slut Mudonna
    inexplicably adopted a filthy, diseased chimplet from this fly-infested
    ass pit. It's quite likely that Mudonna is actually not adopting the
    nigglet as a son, but rather as a future (current?) muh dikking
    partner. The bottom line is, once the nigglet-adopting craze dies
    down for good, Malawi will go back to being a forgotten, irrelevant
    hellhole. Stay the hell away from this place, unless you're into mud
    pies, HIV or cholera.

    Sources: Nationmaster, Wikipedia, CIA World Factbook.


    Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth? Galatians 4:16
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