I had a rental that I needed the appliances moved out and scrapped so I looked in the phone book and saw an ad for "Two Men and a Truck".
I called for an appointment and was told by a human that they could dispatch a truck immediately.
Should have known, "immediately" to a Nigger means maybe today or tomorrow.
Much later in the day, here comes a big white truck with not 2 but 3 Boons jammed in the cab.
It was driven by an old buck who never got out, and two Silverbacks who did the work.
I gave the old buck instructions and he relayed them in Niggerbabble to the two Silverbacks.
I was keeping an eye on them when I noticed the old buck open the truck door and pour something out on the ground.
When all the crap was loaded I went out to pay the old Buck and realized that he reeked of booze and was sitting in the drivers seat with his pants undone. As he was writing the receipt I realized I was standing in a puddle of piss that this Baboon had poured on the ground after pissing in his coffee cup!
How fucking disgusting! I'll have to specify no Niggers please next time!