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    Default Chimpout's Nigger World Atlas, Page 8: Senegal

    Senegal

    Location: West Africa
    Capital: Dakar
    Population: 12,853,259
    Racial Groups: Niggers, 99%
    GDP (Total): $20.504 billion
    GDP Per Capita: $1,759 (ranked 149th)
    Main Industries: food processing, mining, tourism, crime, drug addiction



    Senegal is one of the "better" and more stable Africoon nations,
    which means it's still plagued by out-of-control crime, drug addiction,
    violence and poverty, just not at the same dramatic level you'll
    see in other nigger nations. Despite this, it is generally unfit for
    habitation by humans.

    Senegal was at one time part of the Ghana "Empire" and was
    subsequently under the domain of other nigger "empires" until
    the 14th century. Islam came to the area in the 11th century
    and is still the main religion. The French took over in 1677
    and used Senegal as a major hub for the transportation
    of coon slaves to the Americas, where they would be forced
    to do some productive work for the first time in their stinking
    lives.


    A peaceful Sunday morning in Dakar.

    In 1959, the French merged Senegal with another one of their
    colonies, Mali, to form the Mali Federation. This lasted only until
    1960, when each country declared its independence. The coontry
    would go on to form a federation with fellow Africoon nation The
    Gambia in 1982, but it was dissolved in 1989, since niggers are
    obviously incapable of working together.

    A group of rebel niggers in the Casamance region of Senegal have
    been staging regular bongo parties against the government since
    1982. Niggers in Senegal are fond of taking their political
    disagreements out on to the streets (which is often), and
    elections are usually riddled with fraud and violence. Politically-
    motivated chimpouts and bongo parties are quite common.

    One of the few good things to come out of Senegal is the beautiful
    Senegal Parrot. Unfortunately, the number of these birds has
    been decreasing over the years due to stupid niggers over-hunting
    them to sell them as pets or simply to eat them. It is currently
    illegal to buy or sell Senegal parrots caught in the wild. However,
    it is harder to prevent starving niggers from breading and
    deep frying these birds, and eating them with a side of collard
    greens and some grape soda.


    The Senegal Parrot has a tiny brain, but is still
    smarter than niggers. It also smells much better.


    Many naive humans fall for Senegal's image as an exotic vacation
    destination, which is "not like the rest of Africa". Well, guess
    what? It is. If you are foolish enough to travel to Senegal,
    keep in mind that you will almost certainly be robbed, if not
    raped or beaten to death. On the other hand, Senegal is--like
    most of Africa--a really good place to catch some AIDS or a
    good ole fashioned case of malaria. Driving is extremely dangerous
    and the roads are a joke. Banditry is common, and the US State
    Department discourages travellers from driving around the country
    at all. It is believed that in the native Wolof language, the
    country's own name means "GIBS MUH DAT!!!"

    Sources: Wikipedia, CIA World Factbook, African Parrot Society,
    US Department of State.
    Last edited by nutnice; 06-08-2010 at 03:07 AM.

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    .As usual you have done a fantastic writing job. I wish we could get all your good work together and make it required reading in colleges.
    It also should be a standard desk reference for congress and the POTUS!

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    They keep getting better and better!

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    Excellent as always!! Love it! Saw some really chimped out Africoons on the Olympic opening ceremonies, thought they might be good ideas for the next Atlas segments. Believe they were Cameroon, and Lesotho (or Zimbabwe?). Anyways, they were dressed up in Total Chimpout Africoon garb - the Brightly Colored Negroes, Dancing In The Jungle!!
    MM

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    These are GREAT! My favorite part:

    "The French took over in 1677 and used Senegal as a major hub for the transportation of coon slaves to the Americas, where they would be forced to do some productive work for the first time in their stinking lives."

    LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markweesta Makoomba View Post
    Excellent as always!! Love it! Saw some really chimped out Africoons on the Olympic opening ceremonies, thought they might be good ideas for the next Atlas segments. Believe they were Cameroon, and Lesotho (or Zimbabwe?). Anyways, they were dressed up in Total Chimpout Africoon garb - the Brightly Colored Negroes, Dancing In The Jungle!!
    MM
    I am only getting started with the Nigger Atlas! I still have a good
    couple of dozen Africoon nations to cover, plus several Caribbean
    islands. We have material to last a good loooong while.

    Can you believe niggers even to get to participate in the Olympics,
    though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nutnice View Post
    I am only getting started with the Nigger Atlas! I still have a good
    couple of dozen Africoon nations to cover, plus several Caribbean
    islands. We have material to last a good loooong while.

    Can you believe niggers even to get to participate in the Olympics,
    though?
    Hell yeah I can...The Jamacian bobsled team was awesome. Exactly what you get when you tell four niggers that they can keep any watermellons they find on the way down in an ice chute.

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    Another excellent entry.

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    I love the Senegal parrot. Damn niggers should leave the wildlife alone. I saw three Senegals in a local pet store recently and one was especially friendly.

    We don't have room at the moment for any more birds, though.

 

 

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