Location: Southeast Africa
Population: 15,263,000 pieces of fucking shit
Racial/Ethnic Groups: 99% niggers
Gross Domestic Product: $11.412 billion
GPD Per Capita: $835. So, like 2 car payments for you.
Main Industries: tobacco, nigglet orphans
You may notice on the map that Malawi looks like a turd. And that
essentially tells you most of what there is to know about this
depressing, irrelevant latrine of a country. It is the geopolitical
equivalent of dog shit.
What is now known as Malawi was the home of nigger hunter-
gatherers, until the 10th century, when Bantu niggers migrated
from the north. David Livingstone explored the area in 1859 and
Malawi officially became a British colony in 1891 under the name
Nyasaland. In 1964, the British suddenly remembered they owned
this godforsaken ape-hole and granted the colony its independence.
The niggers renamed the country Malawi, whatever the fuck
that means. Some rejected country names were "Jenkemistan",
"Starvonia" and "D'Antrovious".
A Malawian shop named "Tikondane Investments". Yep, looks like the
kind of place I'd invest in.
The first HNIC of Malawi was the Western-educated, nigger "doctor",
Hastings Banda. Although Banda was insane (even by nigger
standards) and was a complete tyrant, he did at least keep the
other niggers under control. He established strict censorship,
made it illegal to speak anything other than English (effectively
outlawing niggerbabble) and actually got some of the niggers to
work and grow the economy a bit. Obviously, whitey taught Banda
as well as he could, and compared to other African HNICs he didn't
do too badly. However, niggers hate success, so they voted
Nigger Banda out of office in 1993. Since then, the coontry--
which quite frankly was still a shithole under Banda-- descended
even deeper into hunger, violence, AIDS and TNB.
House nigger turned dictator, the erratic Hastings Banda.
These days, Malawi has an average life expectancy for niggers of
around 44 years of age. At least 12% of adult niggers have AIDS,
although the real figure is almost certainly higher due to under-
counting. Its Gross Domestic Product (Purchasing Power Parity),
Per Capita, is the lowest in the whole world. It has one of the
lowest numbers of doctors per 1,000 inhabitants on the planet.
Not surprisingly, much of Malawi's so-called economy consists of
whatever handouts it gets from human nations. It is one of
poorest, most densely populated, least developed nations on
Earth. Niggers: you've done it again.
A smelly, diseased, bizarre, dead-eyed creature. Also
pictured: a nigglet.
Malawi's main industry these days seems to be to produce nigglet
orphans for rich, trendy Hollyweird celebrities to adopt. The country
was in the spotlight in 2006 when sick fuck coalburning slut Mudonna
inexplicably adopted a filthy, diseased chimplet from this fly-infested
ass pit. It's quite likely that Mudonna is actually not adopting the
nigglet as a son, but rather as a future (current?) muh dikking
partner. The bottom line is, once the nigglet-adopting craze dies
down for good, Malawi will go back to being a forgotten, irrelevant
hellhole. Stay the hell away from this place, unless you're into mud
pies, HIV or cholera.
Sources: Nationmaster, Wikipedia, CIA World Factbook.