My Personal Rules/Observations- Think like a criminal, act like Eliot Ness. "You spin me right 'round" is NOT just for the Gheys. IT's not, dammit! Drinking heavily and posting on Facebook is fun. Drinking heavily and smashing yourself in the mouth with the refrigerator door just plain sucks. EX- GF's are like Tuck's hemorrhoid pads. Even after they stop being useful, they are still all over your ass.
Im sooo shitfaced..It's my birthday party so im goona throw up if i want to!
Happy new years!