The nigger art of coonversation

[GDRHammer]

Actual conversation, overheard by me, within the last hour...

SOW: Yo, Demetrius, what be tahm duh moovie beez?
BUCK: What tahm?!? Sucks muh dicks is what tahm tha muthafuggin moovie bes and'sheeit..
SOW: Awright, I'ze don wanna see no muffuggin lame moovie. Nuh-uh
BUCK: Yeah, gnomesayin??

I swear, it is not english. It's niggerbabble.

[Monk-E-Bonics]

SOW: Excuse me Demetrius, could you tell me what time we are going to the cinema?
BUCK: I'm not sure dearest, I will have to consult the guide in the local paper.
SOW: I see, thankyou. I hope the film comes up to our high expectations.
BUCK: Yes dear, I'm sure it will.

ok man,that is funny i dont care who you are ... : )

[CheshireCat]

Actual conversation, overheard by me, within the last hour...

SOW: Yo, Demetrius, what be tahm duh moovie beez?
BUCK: What tahm?!? Sucks muh dicks is what tahm tha muthafuggin moovie bes and'sheeit..
SOW: Awright, I'ze don wanna see no muffuggin lame moovie. Nuh-uh
BUCK: Yeah, gnomesayin??

I swear, it is not english. It's niggerbabble.

Umm, WHAT? Niggers give me a fucking headache.

[Alexander Stephens]

"Yew ain line!"

"Eye no daz rite!"

"kee kee kee!"

"muhfukkah!"

and the usual "huh?" That is about the limit of a nigger's vocabulary.

[bb1987]

hehe, classic. damn niggers.

[ANH]

The vocal qualities of these things are totally inhuman too. I wish it had been me on that stand when Johnny (Suck My) Cochran tried to say there was no such thing as a "bl%ck voice".