The nigger joke thread

[WildTrout]

People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 10 metres below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with niggers is a fucking genius!

Damn LaTrine. That is f'ing hysterical!

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

Guy goes to the doctors and says he can't stop wanking over pictures of 17 year old sheboons and the doc must do something.

So the doctor gives him niggerteen patches!

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

The latest Space Shuttle has left Huston, on board are two of NASA's most highly trained Chimpanzees and a nigger.


Control to First Chimp - "Decrease oxygen levels by 20%, slow engines to mach 1 and prepare onboard computers homeostatic settings according to zero gravity."


Control to second Chimp - "Activate Radiation shield, go to phase two operations and begin loading bay preperations, for space walk - all spacesuits must go through 20 point checks prior to phase three."


Control to nigger -









"DON'T....... TOUCH.........ANYTHING!!!!"

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A nigger runs into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor I can't stop running around!"
The doctor says, "Okay, take this tablet." The nigger slows down and stops. He said, "WOW! It really worked!
I've tried everything! What was it?" The doctor says, "It's Persil - Stops colours running."

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A hindu a jew and a nigger are all walking through the country and stop at a farmer's house to see if they could sleep there for the night. "Well," said the farmer, "All I got fer ya is the barn." The three travellers all agreed that the barn was fine, and the farmer showed them the way. A few minutes later there is a knock at the farmer's door. It was the hindu. He said, "I am very sorry, but there is a cow in the barn and it is strictly forbidden for me to sleep in the barn with a cow. Besides, it smells like shit out there." "Oh, fine, you can sleep in the damn house!" said the farmer. A few minutes later there is another knock at the door. This time it's the jew. He said, "Sir, I am jewish, and you expect me to sleep in the same barn as a pig? A dirty, disgusting, filthy swine? Besides, it smells like shit out there." "Fine, fine, you can sleep in the damn house, just stop bitching!" A few minutes later there is another knock at the door. "I swear to god if it's that damn nigger I am going to whip his ass, because I'll be damned if I let him sleep in my house!" The farmer opened the door and it was the pig and the cow.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A nigger guy knew he had it made when the old brass bottle he found in the back yard turned out to have a genie in it. Any three wishes he had would be granted, the genie informed him.

"I wanna be rich," said the nigger. The back yard filled up with chests of gold coins and jewels in the blink of an eye.

"I'm no fool," said the nigger. "I wanna be white." And there he stood, white, blonde-haired and blue-eyed.

"Thirdly, I never want to work another day in my life." And he was black again.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

An American, a Jew and a nigger are all 3 sentenced to death. The judge tells them: "I am a good guy, so I will allow you to choose the way you want to die...". The American says: "Hang me, just like in the Old West"; they hang him, he dies... Then the Jew said: "I want you to put me in an oven, kill me like Hitler killed my ancestors!"; they cook him, he dies... The nigger comes laughing and the judge reminds him: "there is nothing funny about death you know..."...the nigger apologizes and says he wants to be infected with the most dangerous form of HIV/AIDS...they inject it and the nigger bursts out laughing: "HA! HA! Uh aint gonna die...! Uh beez wearin a condom!!"

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

There's a nigger, an Englishman, a granny and a blonde girl on a train.They go threw the tunnel and they hear some one get slapped. The blonde girl thinks the nigger has touched up the granny and slapped she slapped it, and the granny thinks the same thing has happened to the blonde girl. The Englishman thinks "I can't wait until to get to another tunnel so I can hit that nigger bastard again."

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A nigger sow was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the sow. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."

[klansmenrule]

BREAKING NEWS!!!!! Scientists bred a nigger & an octopus and ended up with a 8 row cotton picker that runs on fried chicken

Why do pill bottles have cotton stuffed in the top? To remind niggers they were cotton pickers before drug dealers

I saw the first sign of spring today, two niggers carrying a heater to the pawn shop

Have you ever seen a nigger fortune cookie?...... It's a piece of cornbread with a foodstamp inside!