The nigger joke thread

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

I like the classic Martin Luther King line "I have a dream..." followed by a long list of what that dream is about. It is seen by many as a great symbol of progress, but all it tells me is what we knew already: niggers spend a lot of time sleeping.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A British Airways flight was headed towards Jamaica when the pilot makes an announcment; "Ladies and Gentlemen, our planes seems to be overloaded and we seem to be losing altitiude. We will be offloading some baggage to help us on our way"... Half an hour later the pilot makes another announcement; "Ladies and Gentlemen we are still overweight and we regret to inform you we will be offloading passengers, but to be fair we will be doing it in alphabetical order"

"Will all Africans come to the front? Now can the Blacks, Coons and Darkies follow them?"

At the back of the plane a black man and his kid are ducked down looking nervous, the son says to his dad, "Dad, aren't we all of those people?" To which the father replies in a whisper, "yes son, but today we are NIGGERS"

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

What's the difference between a nigger and a bouncy castle?

You dont take your shoes off to jump on a nigger!

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A nigger went parachute jumping. He leapt out of the plane, felt the rush of the wind and saw the ground getting closer. After a few seconds he reached for the rip cord to open his parachute. Just then an angel flew by and said he him, "If you love Jesus don't pull that rip cord." The nigger was very religious, so he took his hand away from the rip cord, saying, "Prayzee da lawd uh lubs Jeebus!" A few seconds later, the ground was a lot closer and his body began to be really tense. Once again, he reached for the rip cord and the angel flew by again, saying, "If you love the Lord Jesus don't pull that rip cord." The nigger's faith was strong and he took his hand away again. A few seconds later.......splat! The nigger hit the earth and was killed instantly. And as the angel flew away he laughed to himself, "I don't know how I got to be an angel when I hate niggers so much

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

The government are starting to hand out patches to white people that help them to stop hating niggers. They're called niggarettes

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

Every culture has its own holy book: Christians have the Bible, Muslims have the Koran, Jews have the Torah and niggers have the Jungle Book!

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A nigger walks into a bar with a pig.
The bar man shouts "Oy, you can't bring that in here!"
To which the pig replies, "sorry mate, it won't happen again."

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, "beer please, nigger."
He hit the roof and said, "why don't we swap places, let's see how you like it."
So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "beer please, Superior BeingsSuperior BeingsSuperior BeingsSuperior BeingsSuperior BeingsSuperior Beings."

I said, "sorry mate, we don't serve niggers in here."

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

What's the difference between a nigger and a human fairytale?

Human begins, "once upon a time," nigger begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna beleive dis shit!"

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

3 kids in school one day.
The teacher asks them, "What do cows say?"
Amy replies "moo!"
Teacher then asks, "What do sheep say?"
Jack replies, "baa!"
Teacher then asks, "What do pigs say?"
Leroy says "Freeze motherfuckin' nigger, what's in the fuckin' bag?"