The nigger joke thread

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A teacher was giving a RE lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"

Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"

[The Man]

Q: What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?










A: NiggerNiggerNiggerNiggerNiggerNigger!!!

[The Man]

[The Man]

Did anyone catch the interview with the Obamanation? He was talking about the American Economy and admitted that he couldn't fix it but should be able to nigger-rig something together....

[The Man]

This is something that really happened involving me and a 'conversation' I had with a edjumacated she-ape.

She was working at a C-store that I went into to pay for some gas and she she was ranting about how whites stole everything from niggers. And she knows this because she had gone to college and had a degree in sociology.(right)

Anyway, she's attempting to berate me and my white race for stealing all the technology, waterways, hospitals, whatever from the apes waaay back in Egypt(thought Egyptians lived there not niggers) and that we wouldn't have anything if wasn't for them. And she explained that we owe them because we took all of the advancements with us.

So I asked her "If your 'people' were so smart and invented all of this stuff, why didn't anyone write it down any of the instructions on how to build it again?"

[NightRaider]

A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.

The captain then declares

"All African Americans, jump overboard!"

A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"

The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."

The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"


The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."

The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"

[Justin Igger]

I said shut up son, we be niggers today

[The Man]

Q: What's the best way to keep a nigger confused?







A: Ask him what's his daddy's last name!

[James_E_Ray]

How do you keep a nigger from drowning?

Take your foot off his head!

[CoonTownYT]

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TVs floating in the air?












Drop it nigger!