Location: Northeastern Africa
Capital: Mogadishu...I think
Form of Government: None (since 1991, when government collapsed)
Population: 9,558,666 (estimate; no one's really sure)
Life expectancy: 49 years
GDP (Total): $5.26 billion (estimated; could be anything, really)
GDP Per Capita: $600? Yeah...that sounds about right
Main Industries: Are you fucking serious?
Somalia is what any land run by niggers will end up becoming:
total anarchy. This nation on the Horn of Africa, close to
important sea shipping lanes, has been without a functioning
government since 1991. Although, it's hard to believe that
any of the niggers noticed that anything had changed at all.
The capital of Mogadishu was founded in 900 AD. However,
Somalia as we know it today wouldn't be a single, unified state
for many more centuries (not that it is now, anyway). The
Somali niggers traded with the Greeks and Romans around the
first century; we can only guess as to what they traded
(probably drugs, whores and slaves). By the 13th century
Islam had established itself and brought some semblance of
order to otherwise feral apes. The first dictionaries of the
Somali language didn't appear until 1976 (!!!).
Somali nigger carrying one of his many wives.
In the late 19th century, the British and Italians, apparently
feeling suicidal, decided to colonize this shithole, establishing
British Somaliland and Italian Somaliland. On July 1, 1960,
Somalia was unified and granted its independence, and humans
could sit back and laugh at the chimpouts that were sure to follow.
General Siad Barre became dictator in 1969, and remained in power
until his overthrow in 1991, having become the Somali Republic's
ONLY recognized head of state. Ever. He aligned Somalia with the
Soviet Union, which threw nigger Barre a few crumbs here and
In the late 1970s, Ethiopia and Somalia fought over Ethiopia's
barren Ogaden region. Why, who the fuck knows or cares. In any
case, both nations were Commie-ruled at that time, but the
Soviet Bloc put their money on Ethiopia. This was probably one
of the saddest wars in history. To really understand what a
war between Ethiopia and Somalia was like, picture two homeless
niggers engaging in a drunken fistfight over a two-day-old piece
of fried chicken. In the end, the Somalis got pwned by the
Ethiopians. Or rather, by the Ethiopians' Soviet and Cuban-supplied
weapons. Funny how the Ethiopians and Somalis both had money
for guns and tanks, but no money for food. Hmmmm.
Somali men relaxing out by th...no, wait, they're dead.
In 1991, the Somali niggers finally overthrew Siad Barre. Tribal
warlords immediately began fighting for control of the country,
with millions of niggers caught in the middle, starving to death.
The UN sent some troops, including American troops, to try to
restore order. The 'humanitarian' operation worked really well,
if by "well" you mean that American soldiers were butchered and
their corpses dragged through the streets of Mogadishu. The US
government came to its senses and pulled all US troops out. The
UN got the hell out of dodge in 1995, leaving the niggers to kill
Since then, an interim government has been established, but
it's not recognized by most of Somalia's niggers. Ethiopia
sent troops into Somalia in 2006 (some niggers never learn,
apparently). In recent years, the danger of sailing anywhere
near Somalia's coast has been highlighted by frequent hijackings
of ships by Somali nigger pirates, who upon boarding the ships,
have been heard to say: "YARRRH, MATEY, GIBS ME ALL YO
CRACK AND CHIKKINS RITE NOW, MOFFUGGAH!!". The
international community continues avoiding the only solution to
the Somalia Problem: nuclear annihilation.
In conclusion, Somalia is what every nigger country could
very well end up becoming: a hellhole so depraved and debauched
that no one can be sure how many apes even live there because
no one's been able to take a census since 1975. A country so
torn it has 3 or 4 different governments. A place so fucked up
the mighty US military couldn't begin to figure it out. A so-called
"nation" that makes Ethiopia seem like a pretty good place by
comparison. If Somalia ever has a functioning government
again, maybe it should change the country's name to 'TNB'.
Sources: CIA, Wikipedia, "Blackhawk Down"