Location: Grenada is located northwest of Trinidad and Tobago, northeast of Venezuela, and southwest of Saint Vincent and the Grenadines in the Caribbean Sea.
Capital: Saint George's
Gross Domestic Product: $1.161 billion
GDP per capita: $12,900 (2008 est.)......damn great for niggers!!!!
Languages: English and French Patois aka French Niggerbabble
Ethnic/Racial Groups: 82% Niggers, 13% halfricans so really 95% niggers, almost 5% European and East Indian, less than 1% Amerindian
Main Industries: Tourism, Spice farming, constant reconstruction from hurricane damage, weed, shucking and jiving
Main Religion: Roman Catholic 53%, Protestant 33%, Anglican 13%, Juju 1%
From day one, it appeared that Grenada was destined for nothing but fail. Christopher Columbus discovered as he did many other islands in the Caribbean, this piece of dirt back in 1498 but really didn't see any real reason whatsoever to colonize the island. Well over one-hundred years past after Columbus' discovery of Grenada and the British decided to give it a go. Unfortunately for the British, they discovered the hardway that the Carib Indians were some really tough hombres and quickly realized another reason why Columbus said, "this place sucks!" The British said "piss off" to Grenada and focused their attentions elsewhere as the Spanish had done over a hundred years prior.
St. George's, the capital of Grenada. Look at those wonderful rusted-out roofs!!!! Too bad the landscape as most islands in the Caribbean is absolutely gorgeous.
By 1650, the French were starting to get really bored and figured they'd give Grenada a go. The French unleashed a massive genocide of the Carib Indians and snatched up the main city of Camahogne. With the Caribs all either dead or having fled to the other group of islands called the Grenadines, the French decided it was time to setup shop and make some money off of the land and claimed the island for France and named it La Grenade. Unlike the British who took orders from the King, the French like the Spanish took alot of orders from the Pope or other clergy in the hierarchy of the Roman Catholic Church and by order of Cardinal Richelieu, they established the city of Fort Royal which later was renamed St. George's, as a major staging area for the French Navy to shelter their ships from the constant onslaught of massive hurricanes that have always come Grenada's way.
Typical Grenadine niggers, thinking they are Carib Indians wanting to be ANYTHING BUT niggers.....shucking and jiving.
By this time, the French like all other European explorers learned the hardway that when you slaughter off all the indigenous population there will be no one left to do the work. So of course, the French began importing niggers to Grenada. However, the French kept tight reigns on the groids and it was as productive as it could be growing spices such as nutmeg, cinnamon and ginger. Of course, this wasn't that huge of a revenue engine and the French increasingly became less enchanted with Grenada and focused alot more on other ventures primarily the American Revolutionary War. As the niggers were getting more and more uppity, the French cared even less and less and ceded Grenada to the British in 1783 during the Treaty of Paris which formally ended the American Revolutionary War and several other conflicts between sovereign nations in Europe.
The French having amassed all these niggers felt it was the right time to stick it to the British by letting them have this savage land of niggers. However, the British quickly put those niggers in their place and made the profit from Grenada that the French dreamed of and officially made it a Crown Colony in 1877. Everything was hunky-dorry in Grenada up until 1958 when some uppity niggers in Grenada decided they wanted "indipendenz an sheeyit" and joined the West Indies Federation. The British feeling generous, granted Grenada "associate state of the United Kingdom" status in 1967 and said, "ok niggers, let's see you run shit on your own" however this did not remove the British military from the island. It only removed the British politicians. However, by now, the United Kingdom was bleeding money maintaining this piece of shit and decided to cut these niggers loose in 1974 after the majority of the Grenadine niggers had united under Premier, Sir Eric Matthew Gairy.
I'z beez a Sir an sheeyit, gnomesain?! Monkey suit looks good on him.
Like every other nigger, Gairy was a violent, corrupt, power-hungry jaboon looking for nothing more than raping the land and stealing all the money he could. Gairy was also considered crazy and unstable because he just had to pass on the taxpayers dime, Resolution 33/426 on Extraterrestrial Life..."E.T. beez fonin home an sheeyit!" He like dumb hi-yella, muzzie wannabe, moon cricket, Calypso Louie Farrakahn, believed in nigger U.F.O.s and space aliens. Luckily for some of the Grenadines, they remember how much better life was under British rule and quickly decided to kick this coon out of office. There was an election in 1976 which was speculated to be rigged as just about all elections are under dictators and the losing party of niggers went into chimpout mode. Gairy was also accused of having rigged the Miss World contest in 1970 for his monkey sister.
Niggers in the U.S. still feeling "oppress an sheeyit" decided to fuel the fire and plant boots on the ground in Grenada with the Mongoose Gangs and the New Jewel Movement. In 1970, the NJM planned it's overthrow of Gairy. The bongo party was on as several of the members of the NJM accompanied by those sympathetic Black Nationalist Americoons, were receiving military training outside Grenada. The NJM waiting patiently for Gairy to make his one big nigger mistake, finally struck when Gairy attended a meeting at the United Nations. Led by Maurice Bishop, the NJM pounced and overthrew the gubbmint and the military on March 13th, 1979, in what became known as the Grenadine Revolution which was nothing more than one massive island bongo party.
Well, if anyone thought Gairy was bad, Bishop was worse. He declared himself Prime Minister immediately and established a communist state in Grenada. Bishop like every jigaboo dictator, raped, looted and plundered Grenada. He suspended the Grenadine Constitution.
Here is Maurice Bishop. Hmmm, I wonder who that guy is he's standing next to?!
Bishop allowed the Cuban military onto the island and built a "wonderful and strong" relationship with Fidel Castro and the Cuban hierarchy. Between him and Fidel, they had major plans for building airports and airstrips, primarily for a stronger Soviet presence in the Americas and for the redistribution of firearms throughout the Americas. Taking cues from Castro, he established the Peoples Revolutionary Army, a communist style military built around the concepts of Fidel's 26th of July Movement which included brutal assassin and nancy boy, Ernesto Guevara better known to most as "Che." His friendliness to Cuba however, would be the beginning of the eventual end for the PRA.
In 1983, a few niggers within the commies decided that they had had enough of the monkeyshines from Bishop. Led by the voice of opposition Deputy Prime Minister (ironically second in command) Winston Bernard Coard, they publically called for Bishop to step down. Like all communniggers, Bishop stripped Coard of his command and put him under house arrest by the PRA. The common niggers who supported Coard, threw a massive bongo party and smaller-scale chimpouts occured on the island, all in an attempt to kick Bishop out of office. During the chimpouts, a small militia mostly comprised of the PRA decided to lure Bishop to Fort Rupert. Bishop being the typical paranoid nigger, rolled with his own group of soldiers. Upon arrival at Fort Rupert, Bishop's niggersenses kicked in and another group was dispatched from Fort Rupert. The chimpout resulted in several jungle bunnies meeting their demise, Bishop's personal soldiers being made good and seven Grenadine cabinet members and Bishop being captured. Later on that day, all captured niggers and yes Bishop included, were made good by firing squad.
Grenadine Jungle Bunnies!!!! Doing what jungle bunnies Worldwide do best.....NOTHING!!!
The PRA now led by General Hudson Austin, was even more uppity than under Bishop.....if that's possible, albeit a very very short stint. Bishop's regime albeit communist, was considered moderate compared to Austin's. Now, Chairman Austin, declared a four-day total curfew and anyone seen on the street without permission from the PRA would be shot on site and declared martial law throughout the island. This rang bells in Washingcoon, D.C. as there were 800 medical students enrolled at the St. George's School of Medicine which was considered one of the finest school's of medicine under the former British Commonwealth. This was enough for then U.S. President Ronaldus Maximus, to decide it was time to put an end to jaboonery in Grenada.
If President Reagan felt the lives of a couple of Americans was worth the bombing of Tripoli, what did this nigger think the result would be for holding 800 American students hostage in their dorms......especially for a nigger?! This, accompanied by the possibility of a resurgent American Soviet movement made Ronaldus Maximus quite uncomfortable. The result for Gen. Austin would become epic and total failure. On October 25th 1983, the Battle of Grenada began and Grenada was invaded against the behest of the United Nations. The United States military backed by the Regional Security System and Jamaica, began Operation Urgent Fury. The result was EPIC WIN and the PRA was destroyed swiftly resulting in major amounts of good niggers. The United Nations General Assembly condemned it as "a flagrant violation of international law" by a vote of 108 in favor to 9, with 27 abstentions. The United Nations Security Council considered a similar resolution, which failed to pass when vetoed by the United States.
U.S. troops in Grenada, looking for niggers!!!!
After the invasion of the island nation, the pre-revolutionary Grenadine Constitution was resumed. Eighteen members of the Peoples Revolutionary Government and the PRA (army) were arrested after the invasion on charges related to the murder of Maurice Bishop and the other seven niggers. The eighteen included the top political leadership of Grenada at the time of the execution as well as the entire military chain of command directly responsible for the operation that led to the executions. Fourteen were sentenced to goodness, one was found not guilty and three were sentenced to forty-five years in prison. The goodness sentences were eventually commuted to terms of imprisonment. Those in prison have become known as the Grenada 17.
The Grenadine niggers, unlike Americoons who are always ungrateful, were actually happy for the invasion as commemorated on this stamp.
After the invasion of Grenada, Grenada went back to the same shit it's always done.....growing nutmeg, spices, cinnamon, marijuana, shucking and jiving...oh yeah and rebuilding EVERYTHING that gets knocked down by hurricanes. Construction worker is one of the best and most stable jobs in Grenada. Grenada is also known as a stopping point for Colombian cartels moving Cocaine out of the Caribbean and into Europe.
Here is the marina at St. George's in Grenada after Hurricane Ivan.
Time to put those mudhut building skills to use niggers!!!!
Although Grenada doesn't appear on the outside to pose a serious threat to the common tourist, you have been WARNED!!!!!! 32% of the island is below the poverty line. Chances are, you will be robbed and/or muh-dikked as so many tourists are or worse, get caught in the crossfire of a narco-chimpout moving weed and/or coke. Unless you arrive by seafaring vessel which facilitates the quickest and easiest escape, please, STAY THE FUCK OUT OF GRENADA!!!!!