Chimpout's Nigger World Atlas, Page 2: Ethiopia

[nutnice]

Ethiopia

Capital: Addis Ababa
Location: East Africa
Population: 78,254,090
Ethnic groups: Niggers
GDP, Total: $69.099 billion
GDP Per Capita: $823 (ranked 175th)
Main industries: Umm...ah, well...uhhmmm...



What we now know as Ethiopia goes back to prehistoric times; not
surprisingly, the country is still basically in the Stone Age. Niggers
and their defenders like to pretend Ethiopia had a huge, important
empire around Biblical times. While Ethiopians were generally more
advanced than the jungle niggers which lived in the more southern
parts of Africa, most of their 'advancement'--which consisted of
some castles and churches--was due to Arab influence. One field
in which they never advanced was apparently that of feeding
themselves.

In 1896, at the battle of Adowa, Italy suffered the embarrassment
of being defeated by the Ethiopian niggers. This disgrace would be
rectified in 1936, when Mussolini's troops completely pwned the
spear-chucking chimps with airplanes and poison gas. From 1930
to 1974, Ethiopia was ruled by King Haile Selassie. Jamaican niggers
considered him a living God, which goes to show what copious
amounts of ganja will do to the already feeble nigger brain. Selassie
was ousted in 1974 by the Communist niggers of the DERG, who
saw Selassie's riches and said "GIBS MUH DATT!!". It is
believed that the leader of the Nigger Commies, Mengistu Haile
Mariam, strangled the old nigger king to death, doing the only
good deed of his entire life.


Current Ethiopian Prime Minister, Menes Zelawi.


In the early 80's, the Ethiopians were all starving and were yelling
to the rest of the world "WE BEEZ HUNGRY AND SHEEET!!", so
a bunch of shitty "rock-stars" got together and recorded that crappy
"We Are The World" single. And guess what? Even after all the money
that was raised, the niggers were still starving, and are still starving
today. Ethiopia has gone to war several times with fellow African
train-wreck, Somalia. It is believed the reason for the conflicts was
a dispute over half a sandwhich. Or maybe it had something to do
with Muh Dikk, you just never know with niggers. Ethiopia also
lost part of its territory in the 1990s, when Eritrea seceded and
became an independent nation. Apparently, Eritrea somehow thought
it would be better to starve to death as an independent nation.

Today, Ethiopia is very much like the rest of the Afreakan continent:
a fucking mess of starvation, AIDS and violence.

Addendum: Despite the fact that the fucking niggers were starving
to death back in the 1980s (before and since then, actually), Ethiopia
somehow managed to almost double its population since 1984. Back then,
it was about 42 million. Now, it's almost 80 million! And to boot, Ethiopia
lost Eritrea and its population when that part of the country became
independent! So the next time you see a commercial begging for money
for starving niggers in Ethiopia, know that the donated money goes to
increase a population of useless, destructive organisms. The only thing
they do better than starve is breed.

(Thanks to Red Snake for the additional information).

[Voyeur]

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[Justin Igger]

Brilliant!

[DJ StoopNig]

This site needs a wiki style encyclopedia.

[McCauley]

Horn of Africa nig-nogs are ferocious.

[ANH]

This is great. I can't wait for Haiti.

[PunqueRoquer]

I remember the whole "Live Aid" thing. Everyone gave such lousy performances that day. In the end, all it accomplished was to make a bunch of niggers strong enough to make more niggers thereby making the famine worse, and making a bunch of now-has-beens feel good about themselves.

They showed this video of a little Ethiopian nigglet with a bloated stomach wallowing in it's own shit while the song "Drive" by The Cars was playing in the background. When I saw that I was thinking, "Why should I feel any empathy for these people who don't have the brains to manage or sustain life? Have any of these white guilt-ridden liberals thought that maybe God wants them dead?" When they cut back to the press booth Billy Connolly was actually weeping.

I stopped watching at that time.

[gnigs_r_skum]

I remember the whole "Live Aid" thing. Everyone gave such lousy performances that day. In the end, all it accomplished was to make a bunch of niggers strong enough to make more niggers thereby making the famine worse, and making a bunch of now-has-beens feel good about themselves.

They showed this video of a little Ethiopian nigglet with a bloated stomach wallowing in it's own shit while the song "Drive" by The Cars was playing in the background. When I saw that I was thinking, "Why should I feel any empathy for these people who don't have the brains to manage or sustain life? Have any of these white guilt-ridden liberals thought that maybe God wants them dead?" When they cut back to the press booth Billy Connolly was actually weeping.

I stopped watching at that time.

The Commie nigger Haile caused the famine when he converted the primitive farms, that at least produced something, to a Soviet style collective farm system, guaranteed to create famine and halve production. It's like that nigger never read a book in his life, which is true. Yet those stupid liberal shits you talk about deliberately closed their eyes to what that brainless commie ape did and never confronted the bestial nigger government with the responsibility for such atrocities.

[apekilla]

Halie Selassie was the emperor, who the commie nigger, Mengistu Haile Mariam overthrew.

[nutnice]

The Commie nigger Haile caused the famine when he converted the primitive farms, that at least produced something, to a Soviet style collective farm system, guaranteed to create famine and halve production. It's like that nigger never read a book in his life, which is true. Yet those stupid liberal shits you talk about deliberately closed their eyes to what that brainless commie ape did and never confronted the bestial nigger government with the responsibility for such atrocities.

Exactly right. When the Derg came to power, they turned an already
bad situation into a real hell-on-earth for the niggers in Ethiopia. Mengistu
was completely unrepentant years later, as nigger rulers usually are
when they fuck over their fellow apes.