We had a situation over at Ghetto Gardens here in Elizabeth. This mall is Nigger Central around here, so I usually go there for some zoology studies. Chimpouts and the like go on there on a regular basis. I was talking with some of the police that frequent that place that AREN'T corrupt and they told me quite the interesting tidbit.

There was a sheboon who was shoplifting quite a bit from the mall. She wasn't caught until a few days ago. The local police department usually just lets these sheboons go after a few quick favors. But this time, she messed with the WRONG people and finally got sent up to NU.

She was shoplifting when a security guard confronted her. Needless to say that she chimped out and started attacking the security guard to which backup was called in. Backup came and she assaulted them too and even bit one of them on the leg(which I'm sure now he would need a rabies shot). She was finally taken down with the help of one of those electric nigger control devices(aka a Taser) and dragged ooking and eeking by her arms and legs to the security office. EPD was ready to take her in and probably let her go until the security guard that she bit wanted justice and after pressing charges for assault, did a background check and found that she already had two outstanding warrants!

Needless to say that the State Police were called in and she has now been taken to the Rahway State campus of Nigger University.

All is right with the world.....