SONGS NIGGERIZED - Chimpout Edition

[Hemorgroids]

I was at work listening to the classic rock radio station, when "Let It Be" by the Beatles came on the air. During the chorus of "Let It Be, Let It Be, Let It Be, Let It Be, Whisper words of wisdom, Let It Be", my brain started processing "Let It Be" as "TNB". The following is the result:

When I'm watching COPS on television, Just one thought occurs to me,
Stupid fucking niggers, TNB.
While I'm watching nigger beat-downs that are on the screen in front of me,
Stupid fucking niggers, TNB.

TNB, TNB, TNB, ohh TNB
Stupid fucking niggers, TNB.

And though the bleeding hearted people they would rather disagree,
Blinded nigger-lovers, TNB.
For though they may be brainwashed there is still a chance that they will see,
Stupid fucking niggers, TNB.

TNB, TNB, TNB, TNB

And through the bongo parties, there is still a hope, that helps me be,
Ship them back in boats now, TNB.
I wake up to the sound of chimpouts, coming in from my TV,
Stupid fucking niggers, TNB.

TNB, TNB, TNB, TNB

That was very nice. Brought a tear to my eye.

[Mr. Drummond]

It's about time this becomes stickied!

[Maleficarum]

It's about time this becomes stickied!

Done

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

Madness - Baggy Trousers

Saggy Trousers (Shitty pants remix)
Nasty nigs dont go to skoo
Dey beez breakin all da rules
Bangin hos and playing foos
Smashin up yo windows too
All da pimps in da club
Passing round the ready-rub
Trying not to think of when
Da popo will come again.

Oh what fun dey had
Boy it really turned out bad
All dey learnt at skoo
Was how to bend and break the rules
Oh what fun dey had
To YT it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To scam YT every day.

YT had enough to-day
All the niggers gone away
Gang bangin in da skoos
Every term, that is the rule
But YT now bends his cane
Whip dem black backsides again
Whip dem niggers into shape
Otherwise they rob and rape

Oh what fun dey had
Boy it really turned out bad
All dey learnt at skoo
Was how to bend and break the rules
Oh what fun dey had
To YT it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To scam YT every day.


Lots of hoes and lots of boyz
Lots of smells and lots of noise
Robbin people the park
Looting pushbikes after dark
Saggy trousers, dirty shirt
Smokin crack and eating dirt
Popo comes to break it up
To nigger college lock em up.

Oh what fun dey had
Boy it really turned out bad
All dey learnt at skoo
Was how to bend and break the rules
Oh what fun dey had
To YT it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To scam YT every day.

Saggy trousers,shitty trousers, saggy trousers
Saggy trousers,shitty trousers, saggy trousers

[Niggamortis]

RACE ODDITY

(sung to the tune of Space Oddity - David Bowie)


Groid Control to Uncle Tom
Groid Control to Uncle Tom
Drink your malt liquor and put your condom on

Groid Control to Uncle Tom
Pump up the volume, nig rig on
Check your zipper 'cause your hos want to hump you

This is Groid Control to Uncle Tom
You've really failed first grade
And your children want to know if you're their dad
Stop your bitching, you know welfare ain't that bad

Dis be Uncle Tom to Groid Control
I'z smokin' some mo' crack
And I'z trippin' in a super freaky way
And muh dik looks all shriveled up today

Fo' here
I'z be shittin' in a warm place
Wif muh big fat hos
Smokin' some mo' crack
I'z entitled cuz I'z Black

Now I'z humped a hundded thousan' hos
I'z feelin' kinda sick
And I'z think dere somethin' be wrong wif muh dik
I musta' broke it 'cause it ain't very thick

Groid Control to Uncle Tom
Your brain is dead, your dick's not long
Can you hear me, Uncle Tom?
Can you hear me, Uncle Tom?
Can you hear me, Uncle Tom?
Can you....

Here I'z be shittin' in a warm place
Likes a big baboon
Smoking some mo' crack
I'z entitled cuz I'z Black

[Gallóglaigh]

INXS - Devil Inside



here comes a sheboon
with a weave piled high
raised on welfare
dragging niglets behind
her nails are weapons sharper than knives
makes you wonder when her food stamps arrive
food stamps arrive

here comes the buck
with his pants half down
purple Adidas
like a simian clown
look at his fro
look at him chimp
makes you wonder if that nigger's a pimp

monkey inside
monkey inside
every single nigger has a monkey inside

monkey inside
monkey inside
every single nigger has a monkey inside

here come the cops
with a warrant tonight
the jiggaboos scatter when they see the lights
gonna catch some niggers
take 'em to jail
every nigger monkey better run like hell

[Maleficarum]

Madness - Baggy Trousers

Saggy Trousers (Shitty pants remix)
Nasty nigs dont go to skoo
Dey beez breakin all da rules
Bangin hos and playing foos
Smashin up yo windows too
All da pimps in da club
Passing round the ready-rub
Trying not to think of when
Da popo will come again.

Oh what fun dey had
Boy it really turned out bad
All dey learnt at skoo
Was how to bend and break the rules
Oh what fun dey had
To YT it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To scam YT every day.

YT had enough to-day
All the niggers gone away
Gang bangin in da skoos
Every term, that is the rule
But YT now bends his cane
Whip dem black backsides again
Whip dem niggers into shape
Otherwise they rob and rape

Oh what fun dey had
Boy it really turned out bad
All dey learnt at skoo
Was how to bend and break the rules
Oh what fun dey had
To YT it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To scam YT every day.


Lots of hoes and lots of boyz
Lots of smells and lots of noise
Robbin people the park
Looting pushbikes after dark
Saggy trousers, dirty shirt
Smokin crack and eating dirt
Popo comes to break it up
To nigger college lock em up.

Oh what fun dey had
Boy it really turned out bad
All dey learnt at skoo
Was how to bend and break the rules
Oh what fun dey had
To YT it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To scam YT every day.

Saggy trousers,shitty trousers, saggy trousers
Saggy trousers,shitty trousers, saggy trousers

I love Madness, I'll never be able to listen to this song the same way again!

[Gallóglaigh]

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Suzie Q



oh jiggaboo, oh jiggaboo
oh jiggaboo, nigger I hate you, jiggaboo

I hate the way you walk
I hate the way you talk
I hate the way you walk
I hate the way you talk, jiggaboo

well, say that you'll be gone
well, say that you'll be gone
well, say that you'll be gone and keep off my lawn
jiggaboo

well, stop your monkeyshines
well, stop your monkeyshines
well, stop your monkeyshines and stop your nigger-whine
jiggaboo

oh jiggaboo, oh jiggaboo
oh jiggaboo, nigger I hate you, jiggaboo

I hate the way you walk
I hate the way you talk
I hate the way you walk
I hate the way you talk, jiggaboo

oh jiggaboo, oh jiggaboo
oh jiggaboo, nigger I hate you, jiggaboo

[Gallóglaigh]

The Bobby Fuller Four - I Fought The Law



charging up my old stun gun
I fought the mall and the mall won
I fought the mall and the mall won
I needed presents, 'cause I had none
I fought the mall and the mall won
I fought the mall and the mall won

they stole my Chevy and I feel so bad
and my items in the trunk
well, it was the best car I've ever had
I fought the mall and the mall won
I fought the mall and the mall won

niggers shopping with hand guns
I fought the mall and the mall won
I fought the mall and the mall won

I saw those niggers rob a white nun
I fought the mall and the mall won
I fought the mall and the mall won

they stole my Chevy and I feel so bad
and my items in the trunk
well, it was the best car I've ever had
I fought the mall and the mall won
I fought the mall and the mall won

[Delta 88]

oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi,

See him handcuffed on the squad car
On your color TV screen
Stealing all that he can get
Trying hard to be seen
She-boons to the left of him
And police to the right
A stolen gun, and a crack pipe
Nigger school tonight

'Cause it's T.N.B
It's monkey shines
T.N.B
And it's niggerwhines
T.N.B
It's a jenkem load
T.N.B
Watch them explode

They're dirty, mean and mighty unclean
Nigger wanted man
Public enemy number one
Ya numsane
So arm up your daughters n' arm up your wife
Load up your shotgun and sharpen your knife
This ain't no niggertown
They best not be coming around

'Cause it's T.N.B
It's monkey shines
T.N.B
And it's niggerwhines
T.N.B
It's a jenkem load
T.N.B
Watch them explode

T.N.B
oi, oi, oi
T.N.B
oi, oi, oi
T.N.B
oi, oi, oi
T.N.B
oi, oi, oi
T.N.T
It's monkey shines oi,
T.N.T
And it's niggerwhines oi,
T.N.T
It's a jenkem load oi,
T.N.T
Watch them explo-o-o-o-o-ode!