SONGS NIGGERIZED - Chimpout Edition

[Gallóglaigh]

Judas Priest - Breaking The Law



saw a couple coons freebasing on the street in town
drove up next to both those niggers with my windows down
shouted out some monkey noises at the congolese
and when they chimped I got my cell phone and dialed up the police

calling the law, calling the law
calling the law, calling the law
calling the law, calling the law
calling the law, calling the law

so much for our nation's future, niggers all around
might as well enjoy some chimpouts, make them bounce around
short of lynching every nigger, that's all we can do
so when you see some niggers you should do the same thing too

calling the law, calling the law
calling the law, calling the law
calling the law, calling the law
calling the law, calling the law

that jiggaboo stole a bike!

calling the law, calling the law
calling the law, calling the law
calling the law, calling the law
calling the law, calling the law

:sparky

[Gallóglaigh]

The Beatles - When I'm 64



when the coons chimp out over the vote
a couple months from now
will you survive the nigger monkeyshines?
when they come at you swingin' from vines?
if they block streets and you cannot flee
would you barricade your door?
could you stop wiggers, could you stop niggers
with a .44?

they'll be after you
and if you say "that word"
they'll chimp out on you

I could be handy, lighting a fuse
when the looters come
you can keep a lookout on the parking lot
when they come to steal what we got
watching for niggers, looking for coons
almost like a war
could you stop wiggers, could you stop niggers
with a .44?

this november we will see a chimp-out turn into a riot
that much is clear
niggers can't behave
all of that TNB
former monkey slaves

save me some ammo, plenty of rope
get some camo too
maybe we can call the KKK
to help us keep the niggers away
robbing and looting, that is the norm
monkeys to the core
could you stop wiggers, could you stop niggers
with a .44?

[Gallóglaigh]

Isaac Hayes - Theme From Shaft




whose mac and cheese
makes niggers jump like chimpanzees?
Kraft!
you're damn right
who makes the cheese
that makes the chimps say "nigger please"?
Kraft!
can ya eat it?
it's so damn good the coons chimp out
even when there's cops about
Kraft!
right on
you see dat Kraft is some bad ass cheese
(shut your mouth)
but I'm talkin' about Kraft
(then we will eat it)
it's el cheapo mac and cheese
but niggers like it with some grape soda
(dat's Kraft)

[Gallóglaigh]

Billy Idol - Rebel Yell




last night a little nigger came knockin' on my door
last night a little monkey came lookin' for a score
it said "come on whitey I got my paws out fo' real
and if you don't gib muh, I might have to steal"

in the welfare line they cry "more, more, more"
with niggerwhine they cry "more, more, more"
in the welfare line, man "more, more, more"
with niggerwhine "more, more, more"
more, more, more

after Katrina, we heard niggers beg
but we saw them looting malt liquor by the keg
who set you free ain't okay with me, coon
who set you free, don't chimp out on me

because

in the welfare line they cry "more, more, more"
with niggerwhine they cry "more, more, more"
in the welfare line, man "more, more, more"
with niggerwhine "more, more, more"


they live in ghetto heaven
use food stamps at the 7-11
they stay out all night living on welfare
just so long, just so long as the police aren't there

I moved away from you, coon
a thousand miles from you
don't want to see your shines, coon
no monkeyshines from you

I'd call the law on you, coon
hope they'd arrest you
I want you to serve time, coon
just, just, justa, justa to keep you away from me

because

in the welfare line they cry "more, more, more"
with niggerwhine they cry "more, more, more"
in the welfare line, man "more, more, more"
with niggerwhine "more, more, more"
more, more, more

oh yeah moochin' niggers
they want more
more, more, more, more, more

oh yeah moochin' niggers
they want more
more, more, more, more, more

[CoonTownYT]

Isaac Hayes - Theme From Shaft




whose mac and cheese
makes niggers jump like chimpanzees?
Kraft!
you're damn right
who makes the cheese
that makes the chimps say "nigger please"?
Kraft!
can ya eat it?
it's so damn good the coons chimp out
even when there's cops about
Kraft!
right on
you see dat Kraft is some bad ass cheese
(shut your mouth)
but I'm talkin' about Kraft
(then we will eat it)
it's el cheapo mac and cheese
but niggers like it with some grape soda
(dat's Kraft)

This has gotta be one of the best ones yet

[Gallóglaigh]

Queen - We Are The Champions



we've bashed the coons
time after time
we've raided their websites
and reported their crime
and our new members
all hate jiggaboos
we've had our share of coons pushed in our face
but we've come through

we are the chimpians my friends
and we'll keep them chimping till the end
we are the chimpians
we are the chimpians
no time for niggers
'cause we are the chimpians
of the web

we make fun of their sows
and their monkey paws
we bash their cars and niglets
and the TNB that goes with them
we've bashed them all
we bash their ape noses
call them jiggaboos
we don't consider them part of the human race
and all of it's true

we are the chimpians my friends
and we'll keep them chimping till the end
we are the chimpians
we are the chimpians
no time for niggers
'cause we are the chimpians
of the web

we are the chimpians my friends
and we'll keep them chimping till the end
we are the chimpians
we are the chimpians
no time for niggers
'cause we are the chimpians

[Quietman]

Based on "Born on a Bayou" by CCR:

When I wuz jus' a little chimp,
Standin' to my daddy's knee
My poppa said son, don' let the cops getcha
Do what they don' to me
Do what they don' to me

Born in the ghetto
Born in the ghetto
Born in the ghetto

Well, I kin remember da forth o' July
Runnin' from the cops real fast
An I kin still hear dem' sirens howlin'
chasin' down my daddy there
chasin' down my daddy there

Born in the ghetto
Born in the ghetto
Born in the ghetto

Wish I wuz back in the ghetto
Rollin' wit sum crack ho bitch
Wishin' I wus a big Fleet-wood
Just a chooglin' on down to Chi-ca-go

Born in the ghetto
Born in the ghetto
Born in the ghetto

[ANH]

These are great, keep up the good work.

[Quietman]

Based on "Get a Run Through The Jungle" CCR

Whoa, thought it was a nightmare
Lo, it was so true
A country over-run by nig-gers
And they're runnin' on the loose

Chorus:
Better run from the city
Better run from the city
Better run from the city
Well, don't look back to see

Thought I heard some chimpin'
Ooking all around
Two hundred million boot lips a flappin'
Nigger cries, you dead!

Chorus:
Better run from the city
Better run from the city
Better run from the city
Well, don't look back to see

Now I'm on a mountain
Runnin' from the spooks
Let the whites share this wisdom
To fight or run like hell...

Chorus:
Better run from the city
Better run from the city
Better run from the city
Well, don't look back to see

[Gallóglaigh]

The Beatles - I am the Walrus



think you see a chimpanzee and TNB
and they chimp out together
see how they run when cops pull their guns
and you knows why
they're chimping

sittin' on da front porch waitin' for the gang to come
NBA T-shirt, robbin' Ruby Tuesday's
man they have nappy hair
they let their dreads grow long

he is an apeman
they are the apemen
they are on welfare
ook ook ook ook

inner city baboonman sitting
nasty little baboonmen pimpin' ho's
see how they stink soon after they jenk
and you know why
they're chimping
they're chimping
they're chimping
they're chimping...

golden yellow toothcaps
sitting in a dead coon's mouth
ghettolicious shegroid
nihilistic negress

niggers wanting down low love
they wear their britches down

he is an apeman
they are the apemen
they are on welfare
ook ook ook ook

sitting at a city bus stop waiting for the bus
if the bus don't come, you call the Klan
to protect you from the urban apes

he is an apeman
they are the apemen
they are on welfare
ook ook ook ook

niggers, whiggers, jenkem huffers
don't you think the coons are casing you
before they can rape save a cell for the apes
no more muh dik
they're chimping

bucket of chicken with a side of ghetto lobster
40 ounce malt liquor, crack cocaine is quicker
man you should have seen them
fighting over bags of blow

he is an apeman
they are the apemen
they are on welfare
ook ook ook ook