SONGS NIGGERIZED - Chimpout Edition

[Gallóglaigh]

Yo mofuggaz! Post yo phunky rhymez on diz beeyitch!


Paul McCartney - Ebony and Ivory



blood diamonds and ivory
the main exports they have in Zimbabwe
they use the profits to buy guns
grenades and RPG's

we all know those niggers are the same where ever they go
they chimp out and assault everyone
we must avoid, avoid the groid
help other get out of the ghetto alive

blood diamonds and ivory
the main exports they have in Zimbabwe
they use the profits to buy guns
grenades and RPG's

blood diamonds and ivory
the main exports they have in Zimbabwe
blood diamonds and ivory ooh


we all know those niggers are the same where ever they go
they chimp out and assault everyone
we must avoid, avoid the groid
help other get out of the ghetto alive

blood diamonds and ivory
the main exports they have in Zimbabwe
they use the profits to buy guns
grenades and RPG's

blood diamonds and ivory
the main exports they have in Zimbabwe
they use the profits to buy guns
grenades and RPG's




I think I have another Top Ten hit!

[Gallóglaigh]

Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver




Shaniqua's got herself a big buck nigger
and he's a got a real short fuse
one day, you know, that nigger mugged a whigger
then she saw him on the evening news
along came Ray with the KKK
and said "what is this I see?"
"looks like The Colonel's bucket,
that nigger's eatin' KFC."

now Ozzy was an Aussie out of Queensland
and he liked to watch minstrel shows
he made fun of coons, called them baboons
and he laughed at fat assed ho's
when he met the big buck nigger
he let loose an ook and eek
but the nigger chimped out
and hit him with rebar
now he ain't walked for a week

now Shaniqua took her big buck nigger
and she corn-rowed his nappy hair
said "Ah sho doez lubz dat big buck nigga
almos' as mah welfare"
now the nigger skipped work for seven days
I know it's TNB
so I called him back and took his crack
and the nigger tried to bite me
Shaniqua loved her big buck nigger
and she held him by the hand
he broke her finger one day
and it occurred to her
she might have an orangutan

[Gallóglaigh]

Beatles - Taxman




let me tellz you
how'z it will be
I'z sell you crack
fo' yo money

'cause I da crackman
yo, I da crackman

if five dime bagz
don't make you fall
be'z thankful I'z don't
carjack ya'll

'cause I da crackman
yo, I da crackman

if you'z drive a car
you'z be carjacked
if you'z in my hood
yo ass get wacked
if you'z get too high
dat be'z good crack
if you'z want Down Low
yo fudge be'z packed

crackman!

'cause I da crackman
yo, I da crackman

don't ax me why I sell'z it fo'
(uh-uh, Mista Whitey)
I'z pimpin' out my cheap crack ho'
(uh-uh, nigger pleez)

'cause I da crackman
yo, I da crackman

an' my advice to
dem who buy
(crackman!)
nevah admitz
dat you'z get high
(crackman!)

'cause I da crackman
yo, I da crackman
an' you'z buyin' frum no one butz me
(crackman!)

[Gallóglaigh]

The Police - Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic




though I've tried before to tell them
to act civilized and calm down in our town
every time that I come near them
they all act crazy
and begin to jump around

every little thing makes niggers chimp out
everything we do makes coons go wild
even though they hold their monkey paws out
the inner chimps come out when they get riled

do I have to tell the story
of the riots in the 60's and L.A.
or the Jena Six porch monkeys
and the way the niggers ruined Zimbabwe

every little thing makes niggers chimp out
everything we do makes coons go wild
even though they hold their monkey paws out
the inner chimps come out when they get riled

I resolve to chimp them out when I get off work today
by posting racist memos asking them to move away
but the threat of chimp outs get to me
long before I reach the hood
long before I provoke TNB
but the prank is too damn good

every little thing makes niggers chimp out
everything we do makes coons go wild
even though they hold their monkey paws out
the inner chimps come out when they get riled

every little thing makes niggers chimp out
everything we do makes coons go wild
even though they hold their monkey paws out
the inner chimps come out when they get riled

every little thing
every little thing
every little thing
every little thing
every little
every little
every little
every little thing we do
every little thing we do
every little thing we do
every little thing we do
causes chimp outs

eee oh oh...

every little thing
every little thing
every little thing we do causes chimp outs, chimp outs
chimp outs chimp outs chimp outs

[Gallóglaigh]

The Cars - You Might Think



you might say I'm racist
for making fun of coons
maybe you think I'm a nazi
for calling them baboons
but I think that you're wrong
you'll see TNB before too long
you might say it's stupid
when I rewrite these tunes
you might say I'm racist
but all I hate is coons

you might say it's ignorant
but I know their inner chimp
they act tame in the movies
but on the street they pimp
but the niggers go ape
when they see a girl to rape
you might call me redneck
what you know I say the truth
you might say I'm racist
but all I hate is coons

and it's hard
so hard to fake
there's no escape
from all the apes

you kept them chimping till the guns came out
you kept them chimping

you might say I'm prejudiced
for making monkey sounds
but somehow someday
when we're victorious
there'll be no spooks around
they'll be back in the wild
or in the ships stacked and piled
you might say they're human
those dangerous jiggaboos
you might say I'm racist
but all I hate is coons




Niggeroke version and video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhLXgoVj0vU

[Justin Igger]

Great stuff!

The cars is perfect!

[Oppressor]

Great stuff!

The cars is perfect!

I'm a huge Cars fan. I did a re-write of "Just What I Needed" on the other site. Let's do another!

My Best Friend's Girl by The Cars

Youre always shuffling down the street
With your slave owner guys
And every new massa that you meet
He doesnt know the real surprise

<Chorus>
(here he comes again)
When he's picking cotton 'neath the starry sky
Ooh, he'll make you whip
(here he comes again)
When he's picking cotton 'neath the starry sky
I kinda laugh at his bootlips
Well hes my best friends groid
Hes my best friends groid-oid
But he used to be mine

You've got your ankle-chained boots
And your cotton-pickin' glove
Oo when get off the slave ship
your massa gives you a shove, o-ove, o-ove

<Chorus>

Youre always shuffling down the street
With your slave owner guys
And every new massa that you meet
He doesnt know the real surprise

<Chorus>

(my best friends groid)
Oh
(my best friends groid)
He used to be mine
(my best friends groid)
Yeah yeah
(my best friends groid)
Said he used to be mine
(my best friends groid)

[Gallóglaigh]

Smashmouth - Walking on the Sun



I had a job before the niggers formed a mob
before the coons rose up to destroy our city
I hope the cops arrest the niggers and the whiggers
hey I don't know what went wrong but it's explosive TNB
this is a groid attack those coons are all smoking crack
it's just a nigger fact, they need a hickory impact
we can't keep them in their place with the hardwood and whip
if you got the goods they'll come and loot with a 30 round clip

don't stick around, get out
the coons are chimping out
make a plan to survive
before the cops can arrive
get your ass out of town
where there's no niggers around
these monkeyshines aren't fun
the jiggaboos are rioting with guns

forty three years ago they pimped out and they chimped out
against segregation in the nation and together they chimped
and they bongo partied with Panthers around a bonfire
just ookin' and eekin' now all of them freakin'
then all the niggers and their whiggers
looted stores for guns and got their paws all on the triggers
and their kids were niggle-ettes, not good for pets
getting high huffing jars of their fermented shit

don't stick around, get out
the coons are chimping out
make a plan to survive
before the cops can arrive
get your ass out of town
where there's no niggers around
these monkeyshines aren't fun
the jiggaboos are rioting with guns

it ain't no joke when our government is broke
because of welfare for the niggers who pretend to work
no need to freak out, get out, and avoid another chimp out
got a million monkey march of homo erectus
so don't look back, get back, and watch the world get Baracked
it's plain to see the USA is under attack
send away the coons before the coons dig you a grave
you need to be there when the niggers try to retaliate

so don't stick around, get out
the coons are chimping out
make a plan to survive
before the cops can arrive
get your ass out of town
where there's no niggers around
these monkeyshines aren't fun
the jiggaboos are rioting with guns

-gotcha

[Niggers-Suck]

Lady Madonna by the Beatles

Sheboon LaShandra
Stolen nikes on your feet
There's no wonder how you make ends meet
You get welfare money
Section 8 pays your rent
Hand outs from YT are heaven sent



Checks arrive in your mail box
You don't want them to be late
You want to buy kools and crack rocks

See how you run



Sheboon LaShandra
Lying on your back
Selling your body for money
To buy some crack

Your monkey shines are never ending
Your food stamps this month did not come
I hope you starve, you worthless nigger

See how you run!

[CoonTownYT]

Pulled mine from the other site:

Neil Young - Cortez The Killer, now "Jerome The Nigger"

They came on a boat across the water
Because...niggers can not swim
They came to work for YT, but they wanted the white womminz 'n sheeeit
On the shore lay Jerome the bootlip
With his...nappy pubes on his head
He's a worthless nigger already, let's hope the others are already dead
And the nigger stench gathered 'round him, like niggers around something free
And his chuuch suit of many colors, for the angry YT to see
And the white women all were beautiful, and the sheboon's so ugly
Sorry nigger Jerome, you can't have any, the beauties are reserved for YT

Hate was just a legend, race wars were never known
Before you niggers came here, it almost felt like home
So you're free to go back to Africa, I hope ya die along the way
Because you sure as shit can't swim, and niggers don't like planes
Take the others with you and stay there, we don't want you anyway
You've had plenty of time nigger, and you're still not equal to this day

He came on a boat from across the water
Jerome, Jerome...what a nigger.
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