Satire Piece on Niggers Wanting More Storms Named After Them

[Black Plague]

http://www.dailyredundancy.com/archives/1118.html

The Hurricane Center denies that African-American names are purposely excluded from the list. "We try to be as diverse as possible." said Kyle Joplin, the center's deputy director, who is white. "As a matter of fact, Chantal is on the list for 2013, and next year we have Joaquin, like that Florida basketball player."

"We believe storms that cause mass destruction and human suffering should still be named after white people." said Herman.

The group has submitted a storm name list to the Hurricane Center for immediate consideration: Artrus, Beyoncé, C4, Dwantrell, Eldrick, Florina, G'Money, HerWanda, Isaiah, Jai'helen, Kerrwinn, LaQuisha, Mgambe, Namika, Oprah, Portrell, Rai'Shawn, Serena, Tyrell, Venus, and Walter.

[akihabro]

i am not kidding im sure some liver lipped m'fer has thought " why dey be callin aw da hurricanes afta demselves and dey mexicans?" hmm if i was in NOAA i'd grant their wish and name all hurricanes shawtell, laqueesha, sha nay nay, mercedes, deshawn, etc and make sure they hit the highly colored sections of the US.

[NiggaPlz]

I vote for Hurricane Martin Luther King!

[Hemorgroids]

I wrote a reply to this then deleted it, after I realized I was in the jokes section. It did'nt take me long to realize it was not my fault, as sadly, this is a perfectly beleivable story.

[Nigger Blockage]

The question is not why they are trying to give the hurricanes and storms nigger names, but the real question is:

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY NAMING THE HURRICANES BY FUCKING PEOPLE'S NAMES?