My friend who does not have internet access (and for good reason will not use the library computers to access Chimpout) told me this great story of niggershines at the pool he works at. Here we go:
1. This nigger buck emerges from the pool with a boner popping against his pants. He walked around the poolside sporting his half limp wood, and the sheboons around were all laughing at him (probably because they know about his downlow love.)
2. This sheboon regular at the pool came around today, and when she signed in she told my friend that she wishes she was white because "dey can grow dey hair long." She then proceeds to the poolside and sets up a lawn chair to lay down, and puts all her weight on the top of the lawn chair and wipes out against the fence and concrete. When she gets up she immediately falls down into the bushes, probably from huffing too much jenkem.
3. This niggersow that came in to the pool had this really low cut shirt on that exposed her udder's cleavage. The worst part about the cleavage was the nappy hair nest growing in between her udders. She babbled unintelligibly, almost in low grunts. According to my friend, she had a "zombie" leg, where she was walking with a limp and her leg looked like a clock hand pointing at a quarter to twelve.
4.This shitlet, no more than two years old with a fro, nearly drowned on a bunch of separate occasions from drinking the pool water. He kept running around the pool and wiped out twice on the concrete. He finally wipes out in the bathroom and busts his mouf open.
5. A shitlet from another fambly comes running up to the pool gates and suddenly stops. Like a dog, he lifts his leg and pees on the ground. According to my friend, the mammy looked like a 50lb turd stuffed in a 30lb sack, and her legs looked like a pair of pantyhose full of mashed potatoes.
And that is today's shitskin classic. Too bad he doesn't have reliable internet access!