My friend sent me this funny ass joke on myspace
A Sheboon walks into the downtown Welfare office trailed by 15 niglets
"WOW!" the social worker exclaims "are they all yours??"
" Yep they all mine" the flustered sheboon sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. Then she says "Sit down Leroy"
All the children rush to find seats.
"Well" says the social worker "then you must be here to sign up, all I need are your children's names"
"This one is my oldest - he is Leroy"
"OK, and who's next"
"Well this one here is Leroy too"
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy.
Then she is introduced to the oldest girl, named Leighroy!
"All right" says the caseworker "I am seeing a pattern here, are they all just named Leroy?
The Sheboon replied "Well, yes...it makes it easier. When it is time for them to get out of bed and ready for school I just yell 'LEROY' an' when it time fo dinner, I yell 'LEROY' an' they all comes a runnin. An' if I nees to stop the kid who runnin into the street, I just yell 'LEROY' an alls of thems stop. It's the smartest idea I ever hads, namin' 'em all Leroy"
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But, what if you want just one kid to come and not the whole bunch?"
"I calls 'em by they last name"
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