Most ridiculous nigger names you ever heard

[haywood]

What is the most ghetto nigger names you ever heard?

I heard-
Loquacious
Porscha

Shitavious and Frichikeneesha!

[Dude Here]

First name: Quindarius
Last name: Gooch

I knew a she boon who had named her daughter Courvoisier (yes the fucking liquor) because it sounded beautiful.

[AgentSmith]

Ebonic

pronounced Ehh-bon-eek

i had a class w/ this shitskin in high school. one day a new substitute teacher doing the attendance called out her name as it appears to humans. the sheboon went into a full groid chimpout.

I think she said, and this is a verbatim quote as best i can remember (it's been like 15 years) was "my name not Ebonic, it pronounce Ehhboneek" full grammar failure and everything.

i lost it, and laughed for like, i dunno, 30 minutes.

the boon was sent to the VPs office post chimpout.

good times.

[Coon Tasty]

'Shandaleeya' (chandelier)

[SlashersHateSpooks]

"Simeon" pronounced like simian.

[lurker]

I've read somewhere

there is a nigger named "Dom Perignon"

[lewddude]

An old friends mom ran a day care out of her house. Most clients were she boons dropping off their niglets. One niglet was named Aquanet. That's right, as in the hair spray.

[NgrH8r]

I saw a teenaper buck the other day by the name of "Money". No shit. The only thing that surprised me was that it wasn't spelled "Munny."

[niggerflusher]

Obama

[shadranok]

Latrina

IISSTTDDAA - an acronym for "I sieze the day", stupid nigger had to double each letter in the acronym.