Most ridiculous nigger names you ever heard

[Dwight Mansburden]

When I was in college there was a full-ride scholarship buck nigger named "Apollo".

A friend taught in LA public schools for a while and had a pickaninny in a class named "Leukemia".

[kidvicious]

When I was at high school there was a right ugly nigger named Pingi. What sort of name is that???!!!

[nihil]

The most ridiculous one I ever heard was "SheVodka".

[WildTrout]

I had a nigger that used to live across the street from me, and he was a pretty good old boy for a nigger. Anyway, his sister had shitlet and they name it Piñata. I shit you not. Kind of appropriate really. Hang it from a tree and knock the stuffings out of it!

[SouthVietSupremacist]

that makes alot of sense

[fullofhope]

The funniest one I ever heard was in a hospital where I used to work about 10 years ago. You know how they have place cards on the bassinets that have the last name and sex of the baby on it along with weight and height? Well one of the She-boons was so touched that the doctor named her baby girl for her - "Female" (she pronounced it fem - a - lay.) that she decided to keep it....and in the hospital where I work now - there have been several "Baby Girl"s - I am not kidding.

[gun_luver]

I always wondered what the hell was up with that beastly singer Sade!

Pronounced Shar-day....WTF?!?

[swampthing]

I heard one explanation once for some of the more idiotic nigger names-I can't confirm it one way or another,but it makes a lot of sense:

The way the story goes,interns doing their internship at hospitals located in..."urban" areas ...

Don't have much time for entertainment. Still everyone needs a laugh every so often,and you have to take what comes your way sometimes. All of us here know that the hoodrats aren't much on planning ahead for anything,and so it happens that every so often,some nigrette comes into the ER to have her next welfare check delivered.

And some of the time,this nigrette won't have decided on a name for the micronig. This is when the fun starts,I was told.

The interns start suggesting names for the micronig,with the object of the game being to get the nigrette to pick the worst one imaginable. Sometimes a little bit of creative pronunciation is used. That's supposedly how some niggers named after diseases,and all kinds of other stuff got the names in the first place.

Take a crack-addled welfare nigrette,add a helping of pain medication,throw in a naturally low IQ and some of that pride they have in nothing at all besides being a nigger,and there's no telling WHAT the niglet will wind up getting called. Especially if a few bored interns are hanging around with some suggestions.

[unchained]

Elronto Brown and scourterious lofton just to name a few

[xcyrsist]

One of the niggers in my sociology class was named Stormy.