Lately I have been pretty good about avoiding coontacts, but there were 2 this week that were pretty funny. This will be a long one folks, so please bear with me.
On Thursday morning at about 2 am I run to my nearest gas station to pick up some smokes for me and my old lady. Mind you, the area where I live now is all rich white folks and there is hardly a nigger to be seen. I had on some Johny Rebel and when I turned into the gas station, I noticed a Limo with a mixture of white kids and coons. I decided to crank up the Reb with the windows down and pull in to the parking spot. I run in, grab the smokes and as I am coming out, I noticed a groidle of about 3 skinny bucks bebopping their way to my car. I brace myself for what I think is coming, and they start ooking and eeking about the music I was playing. I told them to fuck themselves and if they wanted try something they should put up or shut up. The lead nig steps up to me, stares me down and looked like he was reaching back to throw a punch. I see, it and drop him. The other nigs see it and run back to the limo. I mad sure to call them all cowardly niggers and take off before the fuzz shows up.
I was filling up my g/f's car on the way to a wedding, and all of a sudden I hear "Fergalicious" blairing from somewhere. I look up and there is a nigger on a huge Honda motorcycle with all of the gawdy shit hanging off of it shucking and jiving to Fergie in the middle of traffic! I also saw him stall out his bike in the midst of all of that and there were tons of people honking at him to move after he stalled out. Fucking priceless!