I have to vent this somewhere. This is a true story but I've altered the details to (hopefully) make it non-identifiable.
At the various temples around here, they have religious services, and they have a lot of social events, performances, art shows, music, all kinds of things. I like the religious services and I also enjoy some of the social events, and I'm also trying to meet girls (well, actually not plural, I only want to meet one, just haven't found which one yet.)
So I'm there for a speaking event, by a very witty and intelligent (and well-known) Jewish speaker on some very Jewish topics. His speech is a combination of serious material and some very funny parts too, but on religious themes, like about life as a Jew and so on. Life as a Jew can sometimes be hard so Jews have developed a sense of humor as a way of dealing with it.
So I'm there, and I see a fairly attractive young woman there who I think I might want to talk to. I also see a negress there, talking with that woman, looking like they know each other. I think to myself, "she shouldn't have brought the negress", but I don't think more of it.
Then they sit down before it starts and they hold hands! Yes, this Jewish woman is a, I don't know, what's the word for a lesbian coal burner??? Maybe a tire licker?
The negress was thin and not as ugly as your typical overweight 'boon, but still, she's ugly.
But it gets worse... this negress has apparently brought some cousin of hers, some dumb buck. It's already bad for a woman there to be there with a lesbonegress, but why bring her family?
And what was this buck doing? Well, we all know how much they laugh excessively and inappropriately at movies, and he was doing the same thing during this speech. Only, he was the only one in the room who didn't get the jokes, because he obviously has no knowledge of the Jewish themes they are based on. So he just laughed when everyone else did, only louder and longer and more unnaturally.
But it gets worse... How could it get worse at this stage? Well, Hebrew is a strange sounding language. It has some throat sounds that don't exist at all in English. And so this buck was making loud mocking imitations of these sounds!
I won't even go into any commentary on this. There's nothing more to add about it.