Funny nig jokes
Three guys are in a South African jail. Two of them are white, and one of them is a nigger. The nigger asks the first white guy, "what you in for?"
"Murdered a nigger," the white man responds.
"How long did you get?" inquires the nigger.
The white man replies, "10 years, but the judge said I would be out in five with good behaviour."
"Shit," said the nigger, turning to the other white man. "And what about you?"
The white man says, "I raped a nigger."
The nigger asks, "how long you get?"
The white man replies, "two years, but the judge said I would be out in a year with good behaviour."
The white man ponders and asks the nigger, "what are you in for?"
"Riding a bicycle with no lights," he replies.
"How long did you get?" asks the white man.
The nigger sighs, "15 years, and the judge said I was lucky it was daylight or it would have been 30."
What does a nigger do after sex?
A nigger dies and goes to heaven. At the pearly gates he is greeted by St Peter. St Peter says, "Heaven is very full at the moment and we are only accepting people who have done something amazing. Have you ever done anything amazing?".
The nigger says, "In fact I have. I fucked the daughter of the imperial dragon of the Klu Klux Klan."
"Wow," says St Peter, "that is amazing! When was that?"
To which the nigger replies "Oh, about 5 minutes ago"
A nigger takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabbed her & stole her purse.
What does a nigger have that's white?
What is the difference between Batman and a nigger?
Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.
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