If you can stomach the extremely unpleasant HR Geigeresque visuals (my speciality ), ask the filthy bastards:
1) Do they 'spoon' cuddle their pet she-boon from behind?
2) If so, do they wake up with a face and mouth full of nigger grease? Or do their pet niggers wear shower caps in bed?
3) Do they not consider that snuggling up to the clean, soft, sweet-smelling hair of a HUMAN female hair to be one of THE finest things in creation?