Happy birthday buddy! Since me and my girl broke up 2 months before my birthday. I did not get my obligatory handjob..... I will send KFC or Rod over to take care of you in that regard! Go out and get drunk and get your girl pregnant! If she complains say, "look bitch, its my Birthday!"
"Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live." -
Happy Birthday, blackmetal84. I am having a beer or 12 in your honor. Later, I will pass out in your honor.
Thank you all for the wishes, male strippers, girlfriend pregnancy, beer and of course da AIDS.