Gin Jockey Driver Comes Severely Unstuck, or, the perils of bestiality.

[Koon Kicking Kanga]

Some members may remember a post where I told of an encoonter with the mating partner of one of our bus drivers who is revealed to be a gin jockey. (gin jockey = oil driller)

Sad tales were told today by the now former gin jockey. Seems the fool and his boong mating partner have gone their seperate ways, or correctly, it has left the village. This, however, is the only good news, and it just gets worse. The fool was so blinded by the lust of bestiality that he stupidly believed he could give an ALCOHOLIC sheboong the same financial and property privileges that male Humans would give their White Women. Not only did the idiot give her her own CREDIT CARD, they had JOINT BANK ACOUNTS. Anybody with half a brain knows what teh bitch has done. The credit card has been given a flogging, and his bank account balance is currently $0.00.

Sheboong has left town, gone to nobody knows where and fortunately she took her boonglings with her.

The baddest bad news is that the bitch was humping something when he wasn't home, and my money says it was a buck boong, which gave her and in turn the gin jockey a fairly nasty venereal disease. Herin lies the moral of the story, don't EVER, if you value the health of your dick, put it anywhere near a female koonii.

[Justin Igger]

Serves him right.

[Damn Niggers]

Well he got what he deserved, I have no sympathy for that oil driller.

[BlondNblue]

You should have slapped him across the face, just to add insult to injury.

[blackmetal84]

Bwahahahahhaha!

I like a story with a happy ending!

[swinglow2]

FUCK HIM he wants to bed down with one of these animals let him take his medicine.
If i was a Human woman i would never go with a guy who mated with a nigger.
As a man i would not touch even the hottest woman that has been with a bigger beast.

[I Lubs Bakkaball]

The fact that he got fucked over gave it a happy ending.

[357Magnum]

GIN JOCKEY!!!! Holy shit that's the best thing I've heard all day. Nothing like learning something new in a day.

[Koon Kicking Kanga]

More news on this sad sack of shit. Yesterday I thought it strange that gin jock rode his motorcyle to work, it was overcast, showers were moving throught the area. Today I learn that what I thought was HIS car is actually THEIR car, ie, ownership in BOTH NAMES. Of course, obese sheboong withdrew from the happy home of bestiality in THIER car. Gin jock had a visit today at work from the law enforcers, and here is where I just have to pause to try some serious laughter control, sheboong was bailed up last night by a random breath testing police team, and the fat slut FAILED the test, in fact it was over THREE times the legal limit of 0.05% so sheboong was dumped in the cells, boonglings were dumped in the pound... well, not quite, they were taken off to a warm loving temporary foster home, and gin jockey has gone off with one of his few friends to retrieve the car.

So now, since we are once again down a driver, tomorrow I will be playing school bus driver before I get down to the serious work of bus maintenance.

[Alexander Stephens]

Please keep us up to date on the gin jockey's problems. This can only get better!

I'm getting another bourbon...