Request Your Own Stimulus

[Coonbatter]

Check this out.

As the government gets set to spend over $800 billion to stimulate the economy, make sure to get your fair share of the plunder by participating in Reason's Personal Stimulus Generator. It only takes a minute and will be worth billions!

http://www.reason.com/stimulus/request.php

[superiorwhitelady]

Here's mine:

wireless and broadband deployment grant programs

(including transfer of funds to Superiorwhitelady for the Superiorwhitelady Personal Economic Stimulus Program)

For necessary and unnecessary expenses related to the Wireless and Broadband Deployment Grant Programs established by section 6002 of division B of this Act, $2,825,000,000, of which $1,000,000,000 shall be for Wireless Deployment Grants and $1,825,000,000 shall be for Broadband Deployment Grants: Provided, That an additional $349,000,000,000 shall be paid directly to Superiorwhitelady in the form of subsidized loans that do not require repayment. Provided Further, That the funds be used by Superiorwhitelady to to avoid economic castastrophe or for whatever. Provided Even Further, That Superiorwhitelady will receive free Coldplay tickets for life. Provided Even Further Still, That Superiorwhitelady shall be treated as a cabinet-level appointment for the purpose of income tax reporting, and therefore no taxes shall be paid on any of the aformentioned benefits. And one more thing: Nazi Pelosi is hereby expelled from Congress, effective immediately upon enactment.

[RizzleMcDizzle]

Well, I'm gonna try my hand at it:

wireless and broadband deployment grant programs

(including transfer of funds to Rizzle McDizzle for the Rizzle McDizzle Personal Economic Stimulus Program)

For necessary and unnecessary expenses related to the Wireless and Broadband Deployment Grant Programs established by section 6002 of division B of this Act, $2,825,000,000, of which $1,000,000,000 shall be for Wireless Deployment Grants and $1,825,000,000 shall be for Broadband Deployment Grants: Provided, That an additional $40,000 shall be paid directly to Rizzle McDizzle in the form of subsidized loans that do not require repayment. Provided Further, That the funds be used by Rizzle McDizzle to Purchase a Home or for whatever. Provided Even Further, That Rizzle McDizzle will receive free Judas Priest tickets for life. Provided Even Further Still, That Rizzle McDizzle shall be treated as a cabinet-level appointment for the purpose of income tax reporting, and therefore no taxes shall be paid on any of the aformentioned benefits. And one more thing: Chris Dodd is hereby expelled from Congress, effective immediately upon enactment.

[redleg112]

i already wrote to my congressional delegation and asked for
my handout

[CoonTownYT]

wireless and broadband deployment grant programs

(including transfer of funds to Whitey for the Whitey Personal Economic Stimulus Program)

For necessary and unnecessary expenses related to the Wireless and Broadband Deployment Grant Programs established by section 6002 of division B of this Act, $2,825,000,000, of which $1,000,000,000 shall be for Wireless Deployment Grants and $1,825,000,000 shall be for Broadband Deployment Grants: Provided, That an additional $1,000,000,000 shall be paid directly to Whitey in the form of subsidized loans that do not require repayment. Provided Further, That the funds be used by Whitey to To Send Niggers Back to Africa or for whatever. Provided Even Further, That Whitey will receive free Who cares? tickets for life. Provided Even Further Still, That Whitey shall be treated as a cabinet-level appointment for the purpose of income tax reporting, and therefore no taxes shall be paid on any of the aformentioned benefits. And one more thing: Allof Them is hereby expelled from Congress, effective immediately upon enactment

[KaffirSmasher]

I've an idea. The 800 billion is going to be wasted anyway, right? Why not write in requesting "reparations" for every nigger in the country? I'm being serious, here. I'd like to see the look on the libtards' faces when they realize that all their nigger friends are getting "nigger-rich", while they're left out in the cold. And the niggers will all spend it overdosing on crack and dying anyway. lol.

[RizzleMcDizzle]

I've an idea. The 800 billion is going to be wasted anyway, right? Why not write in requesting "reparations" for every nigger in the country? I'm being serious, here. I'd like to see the look on the libtards' faces when they realize that all their nigger friends are getting "nigger-rich", while they're left out in the cold. And the niggers will all spend it overdosing on crack and dying anyway. lol.

I like that idea. I would just love to see the monkeyshines that would ensue. Hell, we could even have camera crews follow the newly rich niggers around and laugh as they engage in TNB and prove once and for all that it's not a lack of wealth that was holding niggers back, but their own stupidity. As a bonus, we can watch as they fall on their asses hard and fast and resort to their old ways of begging for handouts from YT...but this time since reparations have already been paid, they would get diddly squat!

[blackmetal84]

wireless and broadband deployment grant programs

(including transfer of funds to Whitey for the Whitey Personal Economic Stimulus Program)

For necessary and unnecessary expenses related to the Wireless and Broadband Deployment Grant Programs established by section 6002 of division B of this Act, $2,825,000,000, of which $1,000,000,000 shall be for Wireless Deployment Grants and $1,825,000,000 shall be for Broadband Deployment Grants: Provided, That an additional $1,000,000,000 shall be paid directly to Whitey in the form of subsidized loans that do not require repayment. Provided Further, That the funds be used by Whitey to To Send Niggers Back to Africa or for whatever. Provided Even Further, That Whitey will receive free Who cares? tickets for life. Provided Even Further Still, That Whitey shall be treated as a cabinet-level appointment for the purpose of income tax reporting, and therefore no taxes shall be paid on any of the aformentioned benefits. And one more thing: Allof Them is hereby expelled from Congress, effective immediately upon enactment

IT'S A TRAP!

[Cannibal Niggers]

This is the only way to protest mass nude.......

[Kilth]

Niggers can do this.

wireless and broadband deployment grant programs (including transfer of funds to Kilth for the Kilth Personal Economic Stimulus Program) For necessary and unnecessary expenses related to the Wireless and Broadband Deployment Grant Programs established by section 6002 of division B of this Act, $2,825,000,000, of which $1,000,000,000 shall be for Wireless Deployment Grants and $1,825,000,000 shall be for Broadband Deployment Grants: Provided, That an additional $35,000 shall be paid directly to Kilth in the form of subsidized loans that do not require repayment. Provided Further, That the funds be used by Kilth to landscape my yard or for whatever. Provided Even Further, That Kilth will receive free Greenbay Packers tickets for life. Provided Even Further Still, That Kilth shall be treated as a cabinet-level appointment for the purpose of income tax reporting, and therefore no taxes shall be paid on any of the aformentioned benefits. And one more thing: burris is hereby expelled from Congress, effective immediately upon enactment.