Two Rants in One

[SwissMiss]

I apologize in advance for the length, but I've had a niggerfuxated day and need to vent.

So I'm driving on a busy road tonight, it's dark, and suddenly a couple of nigger bucks run out in front of me. I hit the brakes, and two mouthy sheboons begin ooking and eeking at me from the side of the road. I called them stupid niggers and drove off, but what the hell? Who runs out into the middle of the road at night? Just when I think niggers can't get any more ignorant, they never cease to prove me wrong.

By the way, I stopped the car NOT because I cared about the nogs' welfare. On the contrary, if they all died of AIDS tomorrow I would laugh my ass off. No, I merely stopped for the following reasons:
1. I don't want my car wrecked.
2. I have no desire to go to nigger college.
3. Unlike niggers, I have a future to look forward to.

Also, why does almost every nigger act like they're a devout Christian? What a total farce, they have got to be the most immoral, rude, and disgusting things on Earth. How many coons "praise da lawrd" on Sunday yet commit crimes, muh dik anything with a pulse, try to scam and screw humans over, and behave like general asshats during the rest of the week? Guess what, niggers? You're not fooling anyone with an IQ over 100 with your act. (Best example of nigger "Christian" hypocrisy: Several years ago I saw a screen name that said "Pimpin4Jesus." Only a dumb nigger thinks Jesus would approve of scumbags who hook teenage girls on drugs and force them to prostitute themselves. TNB.)

[Cannibal Niggers]

You make 3 very valid points. The phenomenon known as the nigger road chicken jive is an all to common problem and a dangerous menace to all road users.

By going the groid avoid with the steering wheel you can put yourself in danger with o ncomming cars. May I suggest getting a metal bullbar.....that way you wont damage the car. If they run out in front of you and you hit the nigger accidently with your "car" - then simply tell the cops you want the nigger charged with criminal damage to your car and jaywalking. People hit wildlife with cars every second of the day, groids shouldn't be classified differently in a court of law.

Would I avoid a groid and put myself and other road users lives in danger no way.

[Koon Kicking Kanga]

You make 3 very valid points. The phenomenon known as the nigger road chicken jive is an all to common problem and a dangerous menace to all road users.

By going the groid avoid with the steering wheel you can put yourself in danger with o ncomming cars. May I suggest getting a metal bullbar.....that way you wont damage the car. If they run out in front of you and you hit the nigger accidently with your "car" - then simply tell the cops you want the nigger charged with criminal damage to your car and jaywalking. People hit wildlife with cars every second of the day, groids shouldn't be classified differently in a court of law.

Would I avoid a groid and put myself and other road users lives in danger no way.

Here's how we protect our motor vehicles in Australia, great for my wandering untrained cousins, farm livestock, or navigationally challenged bipeds. - http://www.tuffbullbars.com/Picture%20002.jpg (large image, might take a bit of time to load, and if you want a more upmarket appearance, there's this little pupply in polished light aliminium alloy - http://www.tuffbullbars.com/DSCF0085.JPG