The Communist Network News reported the other day that the chief nigger and its sheboon couldn't take being "caged" up anymore, and bolted for the nearest elementary school to read stories to de chirrens, (Hm, somehow I recall Bush getting crucified for this) and absolutely HAD to get out of de ebil WHITE House.

2 weeks into the takeover, and the nigger can't take it. My gosh, this'll be a long four years, folks.