Sheboon thinks I'z be stoopid n sheeit and it could have cost me my life

[TobyWhipper]

This coontact was years ago when I was about 3 months pregnant with my child. I lived on the 6th floor of a condo at the time. My unit was located all the way in the back of the building, far away from the elevators.

I was home that day doing some housecleaning when I hear a knock on my door. I am always weary when I get unexpected visitors so I look out of the peephole and see a fat, braided sheboon. I yell through the door. "Whatchoo wan?" She starts niggerbabbling about how she needs to use my phone to call da popo cuz her nigglet be all kidnapped n sheeit from a town about 25 miles away.

Now I decided to have a little fun with the nigger, I ask her if her nigglet was kidnapped, why didn't she go straight to the police station in that town? She starts babbling about "I'z really needz to use your phone, hep me, hep!"

All the while I see her looking down the hall. She must have had a buck waiting there to charge me if I had opened my door.

I told her to wait right outside my door and I will call my local precinct and have the police here in a jiffy. She hauled ass out of there right quick.

Stupid niggers, how dumb does she think humans are? I believe I saved my life and the life of my unborn at the time child that day.

[SnowDog]

Stupid niggers, how dumb does she think humans are? I believe I saved my life and the life of my unborn at the time child that day.

Niggers "think" that all humans are as niggerstupid as they are. Niggers don't have enough smarts to be self-aware, so of course the sheboon expected you to believe her bullshit story. Yes, I'll bet her boo was waiting out of sight to attack had you opened your door.

Never trust niggers to be anything but niggers.

[unchained]

Deal with a nigger ,you get a nigger deal

[niggermortis]

Good thinking. Never open the door to a nigger. They may have been stalking/following you in particular and known you were a pregnant woman alone in a condo in the secluded part of the building. Otherwise it seems like you would have heard them knocking on other doors toward the back of the building randomly "fishing" for anybody to open up.

I probably would have called the cops anyway with the hope of them being able to make coontact with these feral marauders to determine why/how they came to be in your building. Also, they may have gone on to try the same thing with someone else not as quick-thinking and cognizant of the beast as you are.

[PaleStacey]

If they were smarter they'd get a human to write a "script" for them so their limited grasp of language wouldn't be as obvious. A well written pitch would get plenty of people to open their doors. Fortunately it sounds like this niggrette was on the lower end of the nigger stupidity scale and couldn't even form a coherent string of English words. Their inability to communicate is the surest sign of their inferiority.

That much being said, if I was pregnant I would have run away from the door and called the police immediately. A frustrated nigger might just shoot right through the door.