This coontact was years ago when I was about 3 months pregnant with my child. I lived on the 6th floor of a condo at the time. My unit was located all the way in the back of the building, far away from the elevators.
I was home that day doing some housecleaning when I hear a knock on my door. I am always weary when I get unexpected visitors so I look out of the peephole and see a fat, braided sheboon. I yell through the door. "Whatchoo wan?" She starts niggerbabbling about how she needs to use my phone to call da popo cuz her nigglet be all kidnapped n sheeit from a town about 25 miles away.
Now I decided to have a little fun with the nigger, I ask her if her nigglet was kidnapped, why didn't she go straight to the police station in that town? She starts babbling about "I'z really needz to use your phone, hep me, hep!"
All the while I see her looking down the hall. She must have had a buck waiting there to charge me if I had opened my door.
I told her to wait right outside my door and I will call my local precinct and have the police here in a jiffy. She hauled ass out of there right quick.
Stupid niggers, how dumb does she think humans are? I believe I saved my life and the life of my unborn at the time child that day.