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    Default alcohol causes cancer??

    this needs some input by our friends in the uk
    rush limbaugh reported on his program yesterday
    that alcohol based mouthwash causes oral
    cancer-report from the london daily mail
    well what about the alcohol in alcohol??????


    as much fleischmans-90 proof i consumed when i used to
    drink should have put me away years ago
    where did they come up with this


    any body got an idea??

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    Shit, name something that DOESN'T cause cancer in this day and age and I'll show you something that hasn't been invented yet.

    I wouldn't worry too much about it, though. If all those scare stories were true, there would be a LOT more cancer cases than there are.
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    This just in...

    Water causes cancer.
    Bread causes cancer.
    Salad causes cancer.
    Electric lighting causes cancer.

    On a more serious note, I've heard from various places over the years that damn near everything causes cancer. Moe Fugga covered it perfectly.

    I've even heard that electric blankets cause cancer, no joke.

    There is so much bullshit out there, which is broadcast to further many different agendas, many of which aren't ultimately good and benefit only a small few.

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    Everything is carcinogenic in some way, especially oxygen.

    People with a genetic predisposition towards cancer should pretty much live in a vacuum if they want to avoid it.

    Essentially anything with even marginal polar or solvent properties will damage cells and DNA and carries a risk of cancer, but since that covers pretty much everything you shouldn't worry.
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