Super Sparkly Nigger Too Dumb Even For Nigger Standards

[KFCISFORNIGGERS]

Went to bed early last night and by early I mean a little before 7. Got woken up at 2:30 and figured go back to bed or just stay up. Nothing was on TV so I decided I would go to the pub as my buddy is working doing his closing routine and shoot the shit for awhile. We are just talking shooting the shit there must of only been 3 other patrons in there as last call for booze is 2. This tall skinny nigger comes in and had on this sparkly jacket and these sparkly sun glasses this is at around 3am. What a great time to wear SUNglasses. Then it sits down around the bar and asks "what's the special?" My buddy is sitting there ignoring the nigger counting the money. Then the nigger yells loud "Whats the special". My friend says "We are closed sorry man I am counting the money". (He does have to be somewhat nice at his job). As the nigger is sitting there bobing its head it some how realized it was sitting right beside the board that says SPECIALS. It sees the Beff Sandwich with gravy on it and the buck asks what is the beef sandwich with gravy? Buddy looks at him and says it is a beef sandwich with gravy. The nigger asks "Does it come with fries?" Right now I can tell my friend is getting irritated as I am biting my lip from not laughing and the old man in the corner was laughing.

Then the nigger says "Well I will get that then". At this time my friend is weighing the liquor and stands up and tells him again "We are closed". The nigger looks confused and says "why is the door open then?"
Then I hear my friend say "Sorry you will have to come back tommorow" As I am sitting there eating the left over pizza that was going to get hucked out thinking dont ever invite a nigger back here.

Finally the nigger got up grabbed the fag bag that it came in with and yelled at my buddy "This is the last time I ever come here and your boss will be hearing about this". My buddy is boiling at this point as the nigger is putting on its coat he grabbed a pen wrote down his bosses name and number and handed it to the nigger. The nigger looked at the paper and said "what is this for?" Its the number fucking call him and you can leave. The nigger stormed out of there.

Minor coontact but the sparkling effects on this nigger were funny I wish I had my camera there.

[JenkemKid]

as long as there are niggers there will be stupid nigger stories

I wish we were in a time and place to only repeat the nigger stories from the past.....from fat ass nigger oprah to some old nigger bitch wanting in to walmart for just "one thing" to some sparkling nigger buck idiot.....niggers never can seem to figure out what CLOSED means....unless it is where they pretend to work.....then it means the time you stop doing anything an hour before and then leave 5 minutes before

interesting they weigh the liquor there few clubs do that, but it is suppose to be the easiest and fastest and most accurate and I think a country bar in Fort Worth, Texas first started that

too bad your friend could not test a few empty bottles for breakage on that niggers head....he could have some sparkling broken glass to go with his brillo

[JT Buckmaster]

These fucking animals just love to go looking for trouble, don't they? I mean, they actively seek confrontation with YT any place they can find it (which is just about anywhere in the dumbass UK and US).

Behaving like that in fully human countries would have gotten them killed off a long time ago.

But as long as they can say and the fucking liberal media are willing to listen (and the fucking lawyers are ready with lawsuits) they'll continue to get away with it.

I personally recommend letting them know what you think of them with your eyes and body language. There's nothing a nigger hates more than KNOWING you hate his baboon ass and consider him subhuman, but won't give him the verbal excuse to chimpout/file a lawsuit.

You handled said sparkly nigger just perfectly, my friend. Well done.

[Mr. Drummond]

That coon knew very well they were closed. They're so used to getting preferential treatment over humans that the nigger actually expected food to be made after closing time.