Chimpout's Nigger World Atlas, Page 26: Burundi
Location: East Central Africa
Area: 27,830 sq km
Ethnic Groups: Nearly 100% Niggers, some Europeans and Asians
Gross Domestic Product: $2.907 billion
GDP Per Capita: $300
Main Industries: Coffee, bananas (lol), violence
Burundi (or moar liek Boonrundi, amirite?), is one of the ten poorest
nations in the world (THE poorest, by some measures), which is certainly
no surprise. Burundi may have been populated by Pygmy tribes as long
ago as 70,000 BC, with Hutu niggers moving in about 5,000 years ago,
followed by the Tutsis (it is believed their name comes from the fact
that they resemble Tootsie Rolls). The Hutus and Tutsis have been
violently chimping out against one another for several centuries,
with the inter-monkey violence reaching its peak in the latter half
of the 20th century; in other words, since about the time YT left
the country. Germany took over the area in 1899 (with help from one
of the local nigger tribes, which thought the Germans would help them
pwn rival coons), and it passed to Belgian control after WWI. The
Belgians ran Burundi and neighboring Rwanda together as the colony
of Ruanda-Urundi, until its independence was granted in 1962. The
period leading to independence was marked by violent bongo parties.
Nationhood did nothing to change this, as Boonrundi's recent history
has been basically one long, bloody chimpout.
Burundi niggers take a break from killing each other to...uhh...to bang on drums
and do somersaults or some shit.
Since the early 1960s, heads of state (or HNICs) have been overthrown
and/or murdered so many times that it became hard to tell who the
hell was even in charge on any particular day. In the early 1970s,
one of the coontry's many level-5 chimpouts killed about 200,000
boons. Another 20,000 were made good in 1988. In June 1993,
Burundi got it first ever democratically elected president; he was
murdered 5 months later, with the killing sparking a Hutu-Tutsi
civil war. Parliament then elected Cyprien Ntaryamira to be HNIC.
He died when the airplane he was flying in with the president of
Rwanda was shot down. The lifespan of Burundian heads of state never
seems to be very long, apparently. This last assasination, however,
helped spark the 1994 Monkeycide in Rwanda, and caused more
chimpouts in Burundi itself (which continued for many years). The UN
was able to shut down its peacekeeping operations there only in 2007.
This is pretty much the peak of Burundi's development.
Due to the decades of chimpouts, bongo parties and coups d'etat,
Burundi's economy is almost non-existent by human standards. Most
niggers survive from subsistence agriculture, and the Gross National
Product per capita cratered to a low of as little as $90 in recent
years (which is equivalent to 25 cents a day; that's not even
enough to buy a foaddy of King Cobra!). AIDS has, to no one's
surprise, become an increasing veterinarian problem in Burundi,
and the coontry consistenly ranks near the bottom on nearly all
economic and social indicators. This is the culmination of at
least 70,000 years of nigger presence in Burundi. Take a bow
niggers. Take a bow.
Sources: Wikipedia, CIA World Factbook, National Geographic.
Last edited by nutnice; 06-23-2010 at 02:29 AM.
U know, the more I learn about nigs, the more I am surprised. I have learned a lot about
these animals and their "armpit" sh*t holes. Everything they do(and are not doing) goes beyond comprehension. I guess it really does have to get
worse before it gets any better. The more wiggers and libtards are effected the better it will be. With a little help from this terrible recession/depression, it should not take too long for getting the results needed. Then, humans can return to being the movers and shakers of United States of America. The End.
Last edited by nutnice; 12-31-2008 at 01:35 AM.
Excellent work as usual.
One minor nit to pick: "coup d'etats" is not the correct plural of Coup D'Etat. It should be coups d'etat.
I'll get that corrected, thanks. Mah French don't be so gud an sheeet!
Originally Posted by Massa Cracka
Excellent as always!
You need to have your own show on the history channel!
Their dung glued straw huts are well connected with black power.....looks like a total black power grid out there.....
The nigger atlas is the most authoritative guide to the nigger world I have ever read. Concise, to the point.
And I agree, the History Channel should knocking at your door. Your series would be the most popular and informative on TV!
Great job! I can't wait for the next one.
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