Chimpout at the Wal-Mart deli

[Darth NigNog]

I was at the local Wal-mart this morning picking up some wares for the upcoming weekend and stopped by the deli area for some lunch meat. The Super Wal-Marts now have what I call the nigger counter. This is the area where they sell pre-cooked chicken wings, chicken strips, steak fries, collard greens, fried okra, and other niggerish cuisine.

As I was leaving the deli area and walked by the "nigger counter" there were 2 very large sows and a lanky buck ooking and eeking over the niggerish foods. One of the sows rudely pipes up looking for service even though all the deli employees were already with other customers. It shouts out "Skoos me!! Skoos me!!! I wants some of dis chigguns!!" I pretend to look through the deli sub sandwiches in the nearby cooler so I can witness the niggershines. "Ova herez ma'am!!" it shouts to the already occupied workers while banging its monkey paws on the counter obviously not wanting to wait its turn. The other sow waddles over to the nearest employee who is tending to a human older woman and says "We needs help ova here" expecting the employee to just tell the YT woman to go fuck herself as there are niggers needing service now.

The poor employee finishes with the YT woman and goes right over to the niggers. The first sow boldly states "'Bout time you gits ova here" and starts saying its order. The employee offers the sow their special which is a 3 lb weighed bucket of any food they offer in that display for $10.99. This confuses the sow as she asks "How many chiggun wings does dat beez?" After a few minutes of ooking at the other niggers in her party she goes with the deal. The employee starts to gather wings to put in the bucket an the sow starts selecting the very wins she wans "No dat one"..."Not that one, puts dat down, gibs me dat other one". Finally the bucket is fulll of wings and the sow then says "I wants some fries in dat too". The employee explains that the bucket is full of chicken wings and that they can do a 2 lb box of fries for $4.99. The sow does not approve of this. "Youz sed dis only beez $10.99". The employee explains that the bucket full of chicken is $10.99 and since the bucket is full a new box needs ordered an the employee even offered to remove some of the wings and add fries. The sow then ooked "I wants da fries and da wins fo $10.99 like you sed befo". The employee denies the request and the chimpout begins.

"Dat beez sum bollsheet!!! Youz going back on what youz sed". The lanky buck then steps up to the counter saying "Wut up...wut up" in a threatening manner. After a few minutes of the bucks threatening motions and the sows' head bobbing and shrieking the employee (and I'm proud of her for this) dumped the chicken wings back in the pan and told the niggers "You start acting like humans and adults and you will get service. Otherwise leave the counter". The niggers say "you cants do dat! I'm gittin da manger!" and they waddle off. I watch the niggers start off towards the customer service desk and they soon turn back around. I suddenly thought of something that would irritate the fuck out of the niggers. As they approach I step up to the counter and ask for a bucket of wings and about halfway through her filling the bucket I said "Leave the top third of the bucket open for some of those fries". I then heard one of the sows say "She cants do dat!! He needs to git another order fo $4.99". The employee handed me the bucket an as I walked past the niggers I said "I bet this chicken is good. Get you some." I could hear the niggers ooking something about muddafugga as I left them.

[Safetyman08]

i think we need a section just for nigmart monkeyshines

[Coonfest]

Great coontact story

[Moolie Mook]

[spook-b-gone]

They really are like spoiled, petulant children, aren't they?

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[CT NIGHAVEN]

They don't have the ability to grasp the concept of weights and measures, even in it's simplest form. They only understand gibs.

[Abort & Deport]

Shouldn't they be out catching their own prey, armed with their poison spears?

[Mushmouth]

Awesome groid tweekage.

[Coonfest]

They don't have the ability to grasp the concept of weights and measures, even in it's simplest form. They only understand gibs.

[NigNinja]

I think a WalMart subforum would be outstanding. I tend to save what I think will be the funniest for last and it would be great to have a sort of yardape retail behavior catalogue.
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