Step 1 prepare sheboon cage trap identical to a crocodile hunter trap.
Step 2 drop sheeboon trap baited with a bucket of chicken in the kfc carpark.
"Crickey this is dangerous i am in sheboon territory now one of these sheboons could grab and death roll me at any moment. Got to use all my instincts to survive this one". Got to get away from the carpark quick, that kfc smell is really turning the sheboons on the bite...fark this is dangerous i could be killed at any moment.....jeeeeeez dangerous. I ll be back in 24 hours to check the trap. I will be bringing some backup"
Step 3 return in 24hours to check she boon trap.
Crickey thats an angry looking sheboon she would be at least 15 feet around the waist....oooohhh got to be carefull can't take any chances with an angry pissed off sheboon of this size....going to try and open the cage now have 5 boys ready to jump on the boon......ready.....if that sheboon gets a bite on us it could turn septic and gangrenous and we are at least five minutes away from the closest medical attention.....snarl snarl....this is one angry pissed off she boon.... all right boys fark this boons got the strength of 8 oprah winfreeze...fark now the most dangerous part getting on the snout rope.......snarl.....snarll.......ooh ooh ooh steady....this is dangerous.... right rope its snout...... the cage is getting knocked around dont let the sheboon break the trapdoor....got the snout twist the snitch tie....thats it now tape its snout and put a set of sunglasses on it......crickey that was close.....
Step 4 transport your sheboon back to africa in a herculees aircraft.
Here we are at the apefrican game park..... jeez ghee whiz we are gonna release this she boon back into its natural habitat......that she boon is pissed......... now for the most dangerous part just gonna remove the sunglasses...... snarl snarl just threw me three feet.....this sheboon is really pissed off its got the strength of ten morgan freemans.... now for the most dangerous part removing the snout rope....these sheboons have the bite strength of five american pitbulls.....there it goes ropes off its on four legs....now just going to get this wooden pole and stick it right up this sheboons butt hole..... snaaaarlllliieeihghh... there it goes scampering away on four legs to its nearest cave or burrow...
the end hoped you enjoyed the first of Australian sheboon hunter...crikey thanks for having me!!!