Pitcher Who Claimed He Threw a No-Hitter on LSD Dies at 63

[Black Plague]

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/8...lis-dies-at-63

Dock Ellis, who infamously claimed he pitched a no-hitter for Pittsburgh under the influence of LSD and later fiercely spoke out against drug and alcohol addiction, died Friday. He was 63.

In 1970, Ellis overcame eight walks to pitch a no-hitter in the first game of a doubleheader at San Diego. Several years after he retired, the right-hander said he was high on LSD during the victory.

At a time when drugs, race and other issues in American society were colliding with baseball, Ellis often was at the forefront. He spoke his mind and stood by what he said while playing with the likes of Willie Stargell, Dave Parker and Roberto Clemente.

[Undertow]

What is even more surprising is that it was a nigger. This must be a one in a million story. The nigger's brain can't function as it is. A nigger taking LSD.......I have never heard of such a thing.

[White_Is_Right]

A nigger taking LSD.......I have never heard of such a thing.

Is it really such a surprise? To me it's not the least bit surprising.

[Black Plague]

Didn't know it was a nigger, that's too bad. Glad he's good now though. You don't see too many nigger pitchers.

[White_Is_Right]

You don't see too many nigger pitchers.

Really? I didn't know that. I don't usually follow baseball though. Usually I'd only care if it's the Cards vs. the Cubs. Since the Cubs are from Chicago, I therefore like to see them lose.

Why might this be?

[Black Plague]

Really? I didn't know that. I don't usually follow baseball though. Usually I'd only care if it's the Cards vs. the Cubs. Since the Cubs are from Chicago, I therefore like to see them lose.

Why might this be?

It's like being a QB in football - requires intelligence to decide which thype of pitch to throw to get a batter out. THey are like the QB of the baseball diamond. You also don't see many nigger catchers because they too, call pitches. And for whatever reason, whites seem to be able to throw harder / more accurately than niggers.

Niggers of course seem to be able to run faster.

[Nigger Knocker]

What is even more surprising is that it was a nigger. This must be a one in a million story. The nigger's brain can't function as it is. A nigger taking LSD.......I have never heard of such a thing.

Hendrix took acid all the time.

[zookeeper]

The LSD dose probably helped this particular boon rally get in touch with his jungle instincts during the game. His intense visualization of throwing shrunken heads at an enemy warrior resulted in a no-hitter.


FAR-OUT, MAN!

[CoonTownYT]

Niggers drop acid???

[Undertow]

The LSD dose probably helped this particular boon rally get in touch with his jungle instincts during the game. His intense visualization of throwing shrunken heads at an enemy warrior resulted in a no-hitter.


FAR-OUT, MAN!

That's fucking hilarious man.