So I'm coming back from a cigarette break at work, just trying to wade my way through the masses to get back to work, when I see in the distance an aggregate of boons, mostly sows and a few nigglets, coming straight at a group of teenage boys. They were headed right for each other, and I knew that it would be hilarious since neither group was going to move.
The two groups clashed in what almost seemed like an epic battle out of the movie 300, since it all seemed like it happened in slow-motion. The teenagers just elbowed their way through while the boons didn't give an inch, and some of the nigglets got caught in the fray. As they were attempting to muscle past each other, I saw a teenager basically boot a nigglet right in the head, and it went head over heels!
Not a single person stopped to help it.
Of course the teenager didn't mean to give the nigglet the big boot, but neither group would move. So as the nigglet lies on the ground crying it's head off, the mammy sows don't even pay attention to it and just keep walking. It took one of the other nigglets to get the mammy's attention by pulling on her dress and ook ooking until the sow paid attention.
I didn't get to see what happened after that, since I finally got to my store, but I sure was in a good mood![]()




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