Chimpout's Nigger World Atlas, Page 23: Equatorial Guinea

[nutnice]

Equatorial Guinea

Location: Coastal West Africa
Capital: Malabo
Population: 616,459
Racial Groups: 99.5% niggers
Gross Domestic Product: $19.655 billion
GDP Per capita: $16,312
Main Industries: Petroleum, cacao, niggerfuxation



WARNING: EXTREME INSTANCES OF TNB AHEAD!


Equatorial Guinea was first inhabited by pygmy niggers, and
between the 17th and 19th centuries, the Fang and Bubi
tribes moved into the area. Portuguese explorer Fernando
Po discovered the island of Bioko in 1472. This island, plus
a small territory on the African continent, would go on to
compose Equatorial Guinea. The Portuguese colonized this
craphole, until, in 1778, they traded it to Spain for some
Spanish territory in the Americas (lol @ Spain for getting
ripped-off!). The Spanish ruled the colony (known in the
20th century as Spanish Guinea) until 1968, turning it into
the only Spanish-speaking nigger coontry in Africa (como se
dice 'savage niggers'?). During Spanish control, Equatorial Guinea
was a peaceful, prosperous colony with one of the best
economies in Africa. Not surprisingly, independence turned
that prosperity into misery and violence in pretty short
order. A large part of Guinea's problems stemmed from the
misrule of the coontry's first 'President', Francisco Macías
Nguema. Besides being a coon, Macias also happened to be
totally, certifiably, pants-crappingly insane. This nigger made
Idi Amin look like Winston Churchill.


Batshit insane nigger dictator Francisco Macias Nguema.

Macias was the son of a witch doctor, and was a village mayor
during Spanish colonial rule. In 1968, he became Equatorial
Guinea's first President, and the range and intensity of his
TNB was amazing even by Afreakan standards. Here are some
hilarious examples:

*He hated science and education so much he banned the use
of the word "intellectual". He shut down private schools
and drove out or killed whatever educated coons the nation had.

*Macias not only tortured and killed real or imagined political
opponents, he would nail them to crosses and display the
crucified corpses along the road from the country's main airport.
Sometimes prisoners were made to sing a song glorifying Macias
while dancing around a campfire. If the prisoner stumbled,
guards would beat him with red hot iron bars. Others
were buried up to their heads and eaten by ants.

*He once demanded that his table be set for eight people. He
dined alone while conversing with "ghosts", who were presumably
dining with him. Macias routinely used drugs, including an
LSD-like concoction called iboga.

*Once praised Hitler as "the savior of Africa" (LOL WUT??)

*He gave himself majestic (and bathsit insane) titles like
"Unique Miracle" and "Grand Master of Education, Science, and
Culture" (oh, the irony). He also made niggers recite his name at
the end of church services.

*Macias had a tendency to ban anything his insane mind didn't
approve of. He once banned a power plant from using lubricating
oil, saying he would keep the plant running with magic. The
plant blew up, leaving the capital in darkness. He also banned
fishing and boats (to keep yard apes from fleeing the country). He
shut down hospitals, because he thought niggers should only be
treated using "African" medicine (meaning juju). Many died.

*He had migrant workers from neighboring Afreakan countries
murdered for demanding better wages and conditions. At the
height of his decade-long chimpout, about a third of Equatorial
Guinea's population fled the country. Macias and his goons
killed about another 20% of the nigger population.

*In a fit of paranoia, Macias took all the money out of the
nation's treasury and kept it in his shack out in the jungle.
The country was left with no government services of any
kind, other than secret police.


Macia's reign ended in 1979, when he was overthrown by Teodoro
Obiang Nguema and executed (apparently the tipping point came
when Macias started executing his own fambly members). The
country was a shambles, having been isolated from the rest of
the world since the late 1960's (a reporter has referred to the
country at the time as looking "less like a modern nation than the
set of the movie Apocalypse Now").Significant oil deposits have
been discovered off the coast, which have brought in billions of
dollars. In typical nigger fashion, most of the oil revenues
have gone to a few ruling coons, while the coontry still has
a very low level of development and most of the population
lives on pennies a day. Obiang Nguema is still dictator of
Equatorial Guinea and is only marginally less crazy than his
predecessor. He is rumored to be a cannibal (a rumor he does
not deny) and encourages a Macias-like personality cult (his
state-run radio station has claimed he can kill and "not go
to hell" and that he "talks to God"). He is also believed
to be one of the richest heads of state in the world.


The feared Black Beach Prison, where many niggers were tortured. Ironically, also
the best accomodations in this shitty country.

In 2004, a group of 15 alleged mercenaries were arrested in
the coontry and charged with attempting to overthrow Obiang's
government. Mark Thatcher, son of the former British Prime
Minister, was arrested in South Africa for being involved
in organizing the coup attempt, which was supposedly going
to be carried out in order to install a less crazy nigger that
oil companies could do business with. Looking back at the
mere 40 years that Equatorial Guinea has been independent,
it is sad to see the speed with which the country went from
being a model colony to a living museum of TNB.

Sources: Wikipedia, CIA World Factbook, The Ottawa Citizen
(http://www.dangardner.ca/Featnov605.html)

[James_E_Ray]

Another excellent entry as usual!

LMAO at this nigger banning modern medicine in favor of 'traditional' (read magic juju) medicine!
Actually, I think more nigger leaders should do that!

Nutnice: A PHD in TNB

[Exterminanegros]

The official website of the nation is in constant disrepair. Once I tried contacting them offering to help clean up the English section of their website for a hefty sum, but none of the contact forms or email addresses worked.

Now it usually doesn't load, but the English section has been improved!

http://www.guinea-ecuatorial.gq/

I will try again to contact the coons to see if I can overcharge them.


Their ambassador to the United States: Notice that her name is "Purification"!

Embajadora Purificación Angue Ondo


Their Consul in Houston, TX. This means that the coons are immigrating and probably taking courses related to petroleum production in Texas.




Notice that they don't even bother to deal with PEMEX or have any representation noted in Mexico.



This is all they have to say about their higher education, and it is in image form!

[White_Is_Right]

Ha Ha Ha Ha.

This is a funny entry. I do have to give credit to that first nigger president. Due to his policies, many niggers were made good, and the world became just a little better.

And as always, I have to say that NutNice has again done a wonderful job.

[Gallóglaigh]

These are great!

Keeping a power plant operating by using nigger jungle juju?





Hahahahahahaha!!!

[nutnice]

The official website of the nation is in constant disrepair. Once I tried contacting them offering to help clean up the English section of their website for a hefty sum, but none of the contact forms or email addresses worked.

Now it usually doesn't load, but the English section has been improved!

http://www.guinea-ecuatorial.gq/

They have a website?!? Ha ha oh wow. What do they run it on? A big coconut with an
ethernet card coming out of the back?

[guerraracial]

Once I tried contacting them offering to help clean up the English section of their website for a hefty sum, but none of the contact forms or email addresses worked.

They have a website?!? Ha ha oh wow. What do they run it on? A big coconut with an
ethernet card coming out of the back?

Extermina:

Forget about helping them with English, help them with Spanish. From their site:

Recive (sic) Correos Electronicos:

..pocos sectores como el de la Administraciòn de Justicia ligan tan extrecha (sic)..

Actualizaciòn y opertividad (sic)

fines del Instituto de su extructura (sic)

Niggers are idiots in whatever language they were trained in; I've seen Ecuadorian and Colombian nigs screw up Spanish the same way these guys did. And you haven't lived until you've tried to understand Brazilian niggers butcher Portuguese.

[Exterminanegros]

Yeah its pretty bad. And unfortunately it is becoming fashionable amongst the non-negroid young to butcher Spanish as well. Mexico is a prime example. Most know how to write it correctly, but many don't because they think the bastardized spelling is cool.

This one is pretty damn sad!

fines del Instituto de su extructura

Here they are claiming that they had to develop their government, infrastructure, and social services from zero after independence. That is a bunch of bullshit. All colonies had a government structure in place and had their infrastructure improved dramatically.

Al igual que muchos de sus vecinos del África post-colonial, la antigua colonia española necesitaba construir su gobierno, sus sistemas sociales y la infraestructura partiendo de cero.

Extermina:

Forget about helping them with English, help them with Spanish. From their site:









Niggers are idiots in whatever language they were trained in; I've seen Ecuadorian and Colombian nigs screw up Spanish the same way these guys did. And you haven't lived until you've tried to understand Brazilian niggers butcher Portuguese.

[Dwight Mansburden]

Imagine that!

Spanish-speaking niggers in Africa. Si si, senor.

You learn something new every day.

[blackmetal84]

Wow, Francisco Macías Nguema is definetly the most batshit nigger dictator EVAR. He really does make Idi Amin look like da nigga jeebus.

Great entry! You always make every entry different, and of course hilarious.