Pulled my truck into the local carwash downtown, I walked around to the dollar bill changer and got 4 bucks worth of quarters. When I rounded the corner, a teenaper had my shovel in it's paw hauling ass over the broken down fence behind the place.
A God damned SHOVEL!
I started not to even post this, but I still can't believe it stole a God damn five year old rusty shovel? Of course I blowed my horn and hollered at it, the fine young youth never even looked back....