Unbelieveable Broad Daylight Theft!

[Pale Rider]

Pulled my truck into the local carwash downtown, I walked around to the dollar bill changer and got 4 bucks worth of quarters. When I rounded the corner, a teenaper had my shovel in it's paw hauling ass over the broken down fence behind the place.

A God damned SHOVEL!

I started not to even post this, but I still can't believe it stole a God damn five year old rusty shovel? Of course I blowed my horn and hollered at it, the fine young youth never even looked back....

Unbelieveable

[OCHonegro]

Well one thing's for certain with a nigger shovel thief: somebody's getting raped tonight. I'll do my google search for "rape victim+shovel+aspiring rapper" when 24 hours has elapsed. That gives the detectives time to find the body and for the reporters to post their story.

-Dr. Octavius Charles Honegro IV, CRC
Professor Emeritus
Afro-Centric Incarceration Studies,
NU, North Florida Campus

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[mvacanti77]

Niggers are so stupid. Just when I think that niggers can't do anything more retarded I hear stories like this.

[sir chimp a lot]

I know for a fact that no nigger is willing to use a shovel due to the fact that it's hard work to dig, unless it's going to smash a fellow nigger or coal burner in the head with it. Maybe just maybe it will be digging a shallow grave for a victim it just murdered. Other than that... Forget about it.

[niggersarelowlife]

A nigger steal a tool? This has to be the case of the nigger going to bury someone, or kill someone with it, or both.

[Knowumsane?]

It obviously needed it for something. It will probably be used as a weapon, hopefully on another nigger. Too bad your fingerprints are on it.

[shadranok]

As another chimper pointed out, "never ask why" concerning niggers. When I lived in s. cal, I had a small backyard,
10' x 5'. The tiny yard was surrounded by a 7' fence, in other words, you had to jump the fence in order to see what was in the yard. I had a 10 year old rusted out Kmart special bicycle back there. All the chrome was rusted, no seat, broken weld on frame, no tires on rims, no pedals on cranks.

Some nigger actually stole the damn thing! I know it was a nigger cause I've never met a Mexican that was that dumb. If the nigger would have knocked on my door and asked for it, I would have given it $5 to cart it off for me. I'm sure that when the nigger brought his booty back to his hnic, he got a good ass kick'n for the piece of shit he brought back.

Nope, never ask why concerning niggers.

[MulattObama]

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maybe it was its skinny twin bruva?

[Agent Jethro Gibbsmedat]

Niggers would steal fecal matter if they were convinced it had value.

[TurboNegro]

I know for a fact that no nigger is willing to use a shovel due to the fact that it's hard work to dig

Niggers would steal fecal matter if they were convinced it had value.

I think I figured something out gentlemen. It may go a little deeper than this. As we all know the more feral niggers in apefrica love them some
Where are septic tanks located? You may have had coontact with one of the more industrial niggers. Maybe he was after the motherload of poo.