The nigger joke thread

[YTISFEDUP]

One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list,
but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll
tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who
weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have
to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the
door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of
water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and
over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his
fate in hell.

"No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and
I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room.

In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks.
All h e did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would
be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,"
commented Obama.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton,
lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained
in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing
what she does best.

Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said............

(This is priceless...)

"OK, Monica, you're free to go."
__________________

[Tuskegee]

One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list,
but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll
tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who
weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have
to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the
door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of
water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and
over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his
fate in hell.

"No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and
I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room.

In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks.
All h e did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would
be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,"
commented Obama.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton,
lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained
in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing
what she does best.

Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said............

(This is priceless...)

"OK, Monica, you're free to go."
__________________

Bent over Bill was Monica sucking Bills cock, while Bill shoved a thick cigar in and out of Monica's asshole.

[YTISFEDUP]

Obama rated 5th best US President ever!

Of the total of 44 US Presidents: Obama rated 5th best president ever. I was
just reading a Democratic publicity release that said, "...after a little
more than 4 years, Obama has been rated the 5th best president ever."


The details according to White House Publicists..:
* Reagan, Lincoln, and 8 others tied for first,
* 15 presidents tied for second,
* 17 other presidents tied for third,
* Jimmy Carter came in 4th, and
* Obama came in fifth

[Bluegum revival]

how do you stop nigletts from jumping on the bed?




install velcro on the ceiling

[Eoppen]

When OJ Simpscoon was about to receive the verdict in Las Vegas, he suddenly stopped and listened to his lawyer whispering in his ear. Then he put on a Hawaiian shirt and a pair of sunglasses.

"You idiot! What are you doing?" asked the judge.

"Mah lawyer said dat wif dis evidence Ah be goin' to Cancun!" Simpscoon eeked.

The judge shook his head. "Get your ears syringed out, nigger. What he said was 'you're going to the can, coon!"

Why did OJ and Nicole-the-Burner break up?

Incompatible golf styles---she was a hooker and he was a slicer.

[Jigga Booboo]

how do you stop nigletts from jumping on the bed?




install velcro on the ceiling

How do you get them down from the ceiling?

Invite some mexicans over and tell them that the nigletts are Piñatas.

[Col angus]

Now Apes Are Considered People

[Eoppen]

Now Apes Are Considered People

Niggers Are Always Considerable Pain

North American Apes Causing Problems

[Bluegum revival]

How do you get them down from the ceiling?

Invite some mexicans over and tell them that the nigletts are Piñatas.

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aspiring Rockfish]

Just found this thread. I'm really going to have to go through the whole thing so I don't miss out on any awesome jokes... Jack Daniels time.